We can just match like best friends right?You two realize that'll mean you're going steady?
Cool. Cool. I ordered two of these and a vat of lube:Let's get matching ones.
You're not really going steady unless the butt plugs are interchangeable. You know, like if they both pop out and it doesn't matter which one you grab and cram back up in there. It takes me at least three months to get to that relationship level. You never know, though; I might grow on you.We can just match like best friends right?
Nope. Cock rings are for friends, butt plugs mean love...We can just match like best friends right?
Matching right?Cool. Cool. I ordered two of these and a vat of lube:
Yep. That's 16 lbs. of butt plug heading our way! Free two-day, too!Matching right?
I challenge all y'all in a butt of war tourney. We could do brackets.These are cute.
Spoken like the man who's been 'there'...Nope. Cock rings are for friends, butt plugs mean love...
Of course!Matching right?
AGAIN?! time to pack my bags for jesus!Christian Numerologist Says World Will End On Sept. 23
http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2017/09/20/september-23-end-of-world-theory/
"David Meade, a self-proclaimed “researcher,” is predicting that a series of apocalyptic events will begin on Sept. 23 and, “a major part of the world will not be the same.”
According to Meade, the mysterious rogue planet Nibiru, also known as Planet X, is on a collision course with Earth, which will bring world-ending tsunamis and earthquakes. The numerologist claims the dates of recent events like the Great American Solar Eclipse and Hurricane Harvey’s flooding of Texas were all marked in the Bible. Meade now says his “Planet X theory” lines up with more bible codes and ancient markers on the Egyptian pyramids."
:::spits coffee everywhere..glass pipe slips out:::"Anything can be a butt plug if you're brave enough".
Abraham Lincoln
X2They lost me at christian...