bu$hleaguer
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I'm thinking of inserting a little twisted up piece of TP. Wondering if that would keep my anus too open though. Could be dangerous. We're playing with fire over here. Shit fire.
(Bowel) Movements
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tyler.durden
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That's the result of all the anal play, dude. Your asshole elasticity only goes so far and is good for so long. It's worth it, though...
tangerinegreen555
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How could one not be instantaneously attracted to this thread title?
Guano!
Guano!
bu$hleaguer
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So just checking back in since I'm sitting on the crapper anyway. Didn't shit myself overnight and my hole seemed dry this morning. Don't know where the TP I twisted up there went though. All is good.
bluntmassa1
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Lol, That pretty much happened to me. I felt the sudden urge of diarrhea so I got up walked to the bathroom and right at the doorway I sneezed and shit myself put my boxers in the trash to hide the evidence.
But then like a dumb dumb I told my wife and now to this day when shit jokes come up she calls me sneezy poo.
tangerinegreen555
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I liked that cause it's nice to see you back...
.Pinworm.
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tyler.durden
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8====D
bu$hleaguer
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if these guys were @tyler.durden and @.Pinworm. I would try to stop the battle so we could have a hot gay three way.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
I did, but the experience was spoiled for me. I hated not knowing if I was coming or going.
Chunky Stool
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That just ain't right...
Unclebaldrick
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