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christmass decorations should never go up before thanksgiving. Politely tell her you're divorcing her, now. It's only going to get wackier if you let it go any longer.

For about 5 years I would generally only smoke once a year. I experimented with quite a few different substances, as well as indulging heavily in a couple, when I was in my late teens and I, at one point or another, decided to just walk away. I sadly picked the booze back up for a good portion...

awesome quote. Congrats on the job, I used QuickFix for a pre and am starting on monday as well, big hand-shattering high five all around. shwag, I know what you mean about supercropping in flower. I hate to have to do it, but I got this damn Haze right now that just stretches to damn ceiling...

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no, but everyone who eats McChicken sandwhiches smokes cigarettes. There's not a combination on this earth better than a McChicken followed by a smoke.

babahhahah GWN I totally forgot about the Ryans Steakhouse Story. That is one of the funniest stories to ever grace the internet.

The movement is the right one but, as the above video suggests at it's end, there needs to be some sense of solidarity to power it. This will not solve the glaring problems we have in our financial system here in America in a matter of a few months, there must be an ongoing fight and the...

Had salmonella poisoning the day of/following my wedding. It was a number 7 horrorshow for at least a week. Really fucking miserable

God this is a great thread

Saw this spawn of Satan in my barn last week. I normally just ignore them if they're off in Spiderland, being corners and dungeonous areas where people do not frequent. But when they unwittingly meander into, or aggressively attempt to overtake, the Human world, well, I kill them with whatever...

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thank you, will be adding those to my arsenal of knots.

Here we call that a hebben. Named after a friend of ours that will drink with us then disappear for days sometimes weeks to recuperate.

In a sufficiently sized house with a garage you can just tell them you're running a auto/engine repair business out of your place and/or switched to electric heat. Then you pay the bill and all is happy. They're not going to investigate you any further than a phone call. If you start...

yes, ones with variable voltages to control fan speed as well. buy off their website?

tongue has been on every part of my wife's skin, i'm not shy.

They're only as good as make them. It obviously depends on how much electricity costs per kilowatt-hour and how much of a power hog you are right now. If you are currently using a large amount of power per month, say 1300 kwh/month then you'd be better off spending your money and time simply...

the electric chair was invented by a dentist

Uranus does as well. [insert your anus joke]

This. Currently using rootone powder and pro-mix in dixie cups. not the most high tech method but i'm enjoying 100% success rate with clones ready to transplant in 14-20 days depending on strain.