Do you talk dirty?

[ClassicSmoker]

Who talks dirty to their plants?
I do, I swear they talk back.

 

[cheechako]

Fuck no! That shit would traumatize those bitches.

 

[cannabineer]

I mind my Goddamned manners around the little shits. cn

 

[Kodank Moment]

I talk dirty to female women, not plants. I'm not gonna waste the energy if I'm not bustin a nut. The better question is....

Has anyone tried using shaft juice to fertilize their plants? Pun intended.

 

[giggles26]

Are you wanting to mate with your plants or was that not the kinda talk dirty you meant?

 

[Zaehet Strife]

I used to do a sort of baby talk with them when i grew. I think it helped

 

[purpz]

I admit, I've done the invisible head(BJ) motion with some before.

 

[potpimp]

I bet some have splooged on them before. Glad nobody's thought to make a thread on that.

 

[cheechako]

I bet some have splooged on them before. Glad nobody's thought to make a thread on that.

https://www.rollitup.org/spirituality-sexuality-philosophy/297804-smoking-bud-wanking-same-time.html

 

[potpimp]

https://www.rollitup.org/spirituality-sexuality-philosophy/297804-smoking-bud-wanking-same-time.html

Nothing like busting a big load when you're really high. ...then eating a big bowl of Dutch Chocolate ice cream.

 

[M Dogg]

The reason why plants love it when we talk to them is simple...it's 'cause when you breathe (talk) you're givin' the girls free CO 2
!

 

[Carne Seca]

I only talk dirty to the males.... just before I kill them.

 

[Dr. Greenhorn]

I only talk dirty to the males.... just before I kill them.

oh my!

....

 

[Krondizzel]

Nothing like busting a big load when you're really high. ...then eating a big bowl of Dutch Chocolate ice cream.

I'd rather eat the ice cream while I get a BJ.

 

[ClassicSmoker]

I whisper in my plants leaves...
Like you would right before you start kissin a girls neck.
Then I give em a lil kiss.

 

[slowbus]

i feed 'em drinks and tell 'em lies.

 

[dirtyho1968]

I only talk dirty to the males.... just before I kill them.

Do you blow hot air on their pollen sacs?

 

[Carne Seca]

Do you blow hot air on their pollen sacs?

I haven't touched a pollen sack..er...sac in years.

 

[ClassicSmoker]

I haven't touched a pollen sack..er...sac in years.

Wish I could say the same
That hermie made me do it. I didn't want a sac

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

Good lord what is wrong with you people