Living the Florida Life. Kinda.

[PaulN'Chuck]

I'm right by there. Goulds Niggas (They should have a grill face smiley)

Your in Goulds??? Chocolate city what up! Damn I never meet anybody from goulds.. What brings a goon like you to RIU?

 

[PaulN'Chuck]

SWFL. Like it here too. Just rained like a banshee.

Saw the guys with the fall jacket walking his dog again. Wonder how he'll dress in February.

SW? Like coral springs? Boca? Ft lauderdale? Lets make friendly. Im always trying to get rid of clones cuz I root more than I need to in case of failure. Im in Boca Raton. Also known as the Rats Mouth

 

[lokie]

'No, no, not here, it a sports bar for poor people' His parent turned to him and told him to hush up. ROFL. The funny part is I think he was right.

Thats funny.
Recently I attended a 30 yr anniversary of my favorite BAR. No eats there unless you bring them in and no one cares if you smoke or what you smoke.

That night I heard a fellow say " if you want to see pretty people you have to go across the bridge " indicating the HIGH maintenance establishments on the mainland.

lol

I have been in those stuffy clicks and they have nothing going on there more than self important "MY money is older than YOURS" type of folk. You know, the ones that would throw their grandmother under the buss if that made them "center of attention" for even 5 min.

Pretentious mofos may summarily kiss my ass.

I doubt the fucks could deal with anyone that cared nothing of their possessions and only for REAL issues.

 

[Trolling]

My cats are living for chameleons. For some reason they seem to collect near my front door and at least once a day one of those little things sneak in.

I saw a long black snake today at a plant nursery. It was beautiful and harmless.

That's a black racer, very common here.

Been down here a week now. Still have boxes everywhere and only half of the stuff is here and it always seems to be the half that isn't here is what I need.

Just met one of my neighbors. Nice guy, he has to know everything that is going on. I was just thinking he was a busy body then I found out that he was Military Police for 30 years. Says he can smell cigarette smoke from outside of the condo units. I'm standing there thinking, 'well, I hope you don't come knocking on my door' and what happens? You guess it, I light one up and knock, knock, knock. Shit! When I lived in the country you could see people coming up the drive. Now I don't smoke in the morning, afternoon or early evening just incase. What a drag, it's like I'm living with my parents again.

Anyway, a good number of the people down here can't drive. I can't tell you how many people I have seen make a left hand turn from the right hand lane. How they miss oncoming traffic is beyond me.

It's hot. Mid-90's in the daytime and mid-80's humidity. I witnessed a man walking his dog in the evening he was wearing long pants, turtle neck, with a jacket and it's 80 degrees!

The sidewalks are rolled up and put away by 7:30/8 pm. Not used to that. Life is definitely slower.

Lol, yeah we do have alot of bad drivers but there is a reason for that, Nee Yorkers/old people don't mix. I've lived here my whole life (24 years) and trust me, you'll never get used to the humidity but you did come here at the best time, winter is around the corner and our winters are awesome, very mild, not sure why that guy was walking in a turtle neck and pants tho lol. You won't see many southerners because of the diversity, even I don't have an accent because I've been around the northerners so much and basically never moved away from Tampa. If you don't know by now, we're home of the weirdos so be prepared for the news, oh and pill heads and pedophiles....other than that, most people are really nice and trusting, unless you have pills lol. We have the best beaches and entertainment and just a fun fact, Florida is known for the many strip clubs (around 2-300 I believe). We also have springs too, I recommend the Alafaya river, beautiful place to go tubing with a joint. Umm, what else....oh yeah, we're also at the peak of our hurricane season but not much this year, just prepare yourself for floods. And 2 good things here is you can basically own any kind of exotic pet you want without a permit, and you can walk around with a gun...so that along with our stand your ground rule...basically have a license to kill with a very short notice. That pretty much sums it up, welcome to Florida!

What's a sploof?

A joint.

 

[Skuxx]

haha welcome to florida! funny to read this stuff it reminds me of when I first moved here. Now I'm used to the shitty people, boring life, and scorching heat.

and the god damn no-see-ems.

funny because I saw a black racer today and I haven't seen one in a couple months. I actually saw a rattlesnake eat one once. yup... florida.

and the drivers are absolutely terrible you are right about that.... I live off of highway 98, and tons of people have bumper stickers that say "bloody 98 driver" etc. I've seen wrecks with bodybags and cars up in trees more times than I remember.

 

[Trolling]

Also, you may be hearing people calling bud crippy, it's not really a strain name, just what we call really good weed or home grown...smells piney and has a sweet minty taste.

 

[lokie]

Also, you may be hearing people calling bud crippy, it's not really a strain name, just what we call really good weed or home grown...smells piney and has a sweet minty taste.

Interesting that you point out this "crippy" euphemism. recently I was smoking with a group of known "friends".
I had just lit up and passed around a fat Pine Apple Express joint when a not familiar face asked "hey is this crip?"
I thought he was inquiring about the joint so told him "No its PE".

Now I know that could be a trick question.

 

[Trolling]

Yeah, he may have been from or to Florida, dunno any other state that has called it that before, not sure why that name was chosen tho.

 

[Winter Woman]

What's a Palmetto bug? I thought Palmetto was a bay...

Those bugs that look like cock-a-roacha, ole'.

 

[Winter Woman]

SW? Like coral springs? Boca? Ft lauderdale? Lets make friendly. Im always trying to get rid of clones cuz I root more than I need to in case of failure. Im in Boca Raton. Also known as the Rats Mouth

I'm in Fort Myers. Problem is I'm not setup everything is back in Michigan. I'm only slightly more than halfway here, meaning the rest of my stuff hasn't made it here yet. I'm getting the rest of my belongings when I go back for a tradeshow in October.
Rats mouth? You have to tell me why rats mouth.

 

[Carne Seca]

I'm in Fort Myers. Problem is I'm not setup everything is back in Michigan. I'm only slightly more than halfway here, meaning the rest of my stuff hasn't made it here yet. I'm getting the rest of my belongings when I go back for a tradeshow in October.
Rats mouth? You have to tell me why rats mouth.

the original name was Boca Ratones which in archaic spanish nautical terms means rocky inlet.

Boca - Inlet

Ratones - rugged rock or stony ground.

It later was bastardized to Boca Raton - Rat/Mouse mouth.

 

[Winter Woman]

Was told today that when 'season' begins that my favorite restaurant will be full all the time. What a bummer.

My neighbor was taken away in an ambulance today. She was having a heart attack I hope that she makes it. Found out she is a hoarder. A clean hoarder, but a hoarder. She had new screens put on her place and it took 3 pickup truck loads before the lanai was empty enough for the installers to do their job.

 

[Winter Woman]

the original name was Boca Ratones which in archaic spanish nautical terms means rocky inlet.

Boca - Inlet

Ratones - rugged rock or stony ground.

It later was bastardized to Boca Raton - Rat/Mouse mouth.

How do you know this? I am continually amazed by you.

 

[cannabineer]

You know I haven't seen a Palmetto bug yet this time. I'm either not seeing them or I have a mental block with them like I do with spiders. I'm trying to put everything in containers to keep them out of my house.

Hubby says the cats must be eating them. And that thought just turns my stomach.

How do you know this? I am continually amazed by you.

It's lovely to have you both back; do you know that?

Carne is got some skills. He not only speaks the Navahoo, but also that C-Spañol. cn

 

[CrownMeKing]

lol I was away but for those of you who want to know what a sploof is, it's just a toilet paper/paper towel middle that you fill with dryer sheets. Then you just blow all your hits through it and it mostly smells of laundry and not marijuana.

 

[thehole]

I hope you had a real good reason for moving to that, pardon my English, shithole. I'm guessing career or family.

Good Luck.

 

[Carne Seca]

How do you know this? I am continually amazed by you.

I wrote a paper on Boca Raton in college. I also published a paper on Australian Aborigine zombies....oh and one on Aztec musical instruments. Has any of this information helped me in life? Hell no. But it comes in handy when you want to bore someone to tears. LOL

 

[cannabineer]

lol I was away but for those of you who want to know what a sploof is, it's just a toilet paper/paper towel middle that you fill with dryer sheets. Then you just blow all your hits through it and it mostly smells of laundry and not marijuana.

Thanks. I thought it was the immediate consequence of when Burrito Grande meets Depends, and "the center cannot hold".

When my kids were babies I met another embabied couple who had a term for a diaper containment failure, the sort where earth tones are smeared from nape to knee ... they called it "a Diabolical". The term stuck with me. cn

 

[Carne Seca]

It's lovely to have you both back; do you know that?

Carne is got some skills. He not only speaks the Navahoo, but also that C-Spañol. cn

Coming from you, sir, is high praise indeed.

 

[Trolling]

lol I was away but for those of you who want to know what a sploof is, it's just a toilet paper/paper towel middle that you fill with dryer sheets. Then you just blow all your hits through it and it mostly smells of laundry and not marijuana.

Ohhh, I was thinking of spliff lol, never knew that's what that was called.