SirShmokeAlot225
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hahaha!! like!
and man i think im stuck back in the stone ages... pipe bombs are where its at! lol
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and man i think im stuck back in the stone ages... pipe bombs are where its at! lol
scroglodyte
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i'm in love with a stoner chick
SirShmokeAlot225
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lol lucky bitch.
scroglodyte
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lucky......hmm
we all choose our own private hell. jk......love her......to death.
we all choose our own private hell. jk......love her......to death.
SirShmokeAlot225
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hahahaha i guess, but if hell is where my bonnie resides then fuck it ill burn.
scroglodyte
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i'll pass the sun screen
SirShmokeAlot225
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shit i dont need that. just pass the weed!
scroglodyte
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put out a classified ad........."farmer Joe seeks stoned kitten"
or something to that effect.
or something to that effect.
SirShmokeAlot225
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shit im still young haha. i have many of years to wait before i get to that point
im quite satisfied with me, my dog, and my babies.
were a happy family but if i just so happen to stumble upon my "Bonnie" then so be it.
MrFrance
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I'm celibate "I love my alone time". can't be assed with women at the moment, can not think of anything worse than having a big smelly growler stuck on my face.So I can no longer bring any girls home because this skunk lives under my house nowor some shit I tell them. Last girl I was seeing was a nurse who eats pills all day like tick tac's then drinks on top of it where she blacks out lol..funny shit, the other night I drove to see a Friend who said she was single and in the middle of me beating her head off the head board her what ever he is was looking in her window lmao. I can not seem to find a female that has her shit togather. Sucks that I refuse to trust any of them to bring them in my house. I love my alone time, seems that all the single chicks have way to may kids or way over weight...anyone is the same boat as me ?
Got 99 problems but a bitch aint one!
SirShmokeAlot225
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whatever creams your twinkie... hahaha.
scroglodyte
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same one, 10 years. nice girl. loves to get high. i hope you find the same, brother. i'm make a Papuan love potion for ya, mon
SirShmokeAlot225
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hahahahahaha i dont even know what to say to that last part! ahhh wheres the like button when you need it haha.
SirShmokeAlot225
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hahahahaha
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The Dawg
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****likey****
ANC
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My wife is 5 months pregnant and she is not even half that size. Plus look at the bitch's room, do you want your house to look like that?look at this mess
thump easy
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fuck man everything is numbers i gues every living thing can be devided into equations but problems mabee what does it look like when you get the buttie is it diviosion? like devide the legs or devide the butox? and add one to the minus sighn what does all that equal, addition of trillion little people adding proteen to the diet? or subtracting energy a transfer of energy also be subtraction consumption? jk lolz i dont know were im going with this im stoned...
xKuroiTaimax
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look at this mess
What a coincidence. You know that dick t-bird guy who doesn't want me? I'm in his bed seeing this picture for the first time right now.
The room is a mess, too
I blame the sheets.
silasraven
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im more interested in being able to wrap my arms around someone for the whole night. whats with the sex coming to early in the relationship. give it 2 years then decide if you want to fuck.
Blaze Master
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2 years ??? you're joking right ?