People do not Understand Science, yeah I'm talking to you Creationist so bring it!

PbHash

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Axionjaxson are you mixing! Where did you hear that! Wow you have obviously been sucked into more untruths but haven't caught on to either.
 

eye exaggerate

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Religion is childish. Believing in Gods is childish. At some point you have to grow up and deal with reality so the rest of us don't have to clean up after your childish mess you create because of your beliefs. You religions people cause war, cause hate, cause divide. You slow scientific progress and delay needed research like that of Stem Cells. You infiltrate politics and destroy common and logical sense. You are a clear problem toward progress. We dealt with the dark ages of Religion and were pushed back hundreds of years in technology because of it.

The idea of believing in some character who died and came back to life is Stupid and Childish at best. Believing somebody built a damn ark and stuck 2 of every animal on it is beyond being completely asinine. Even by todays standards it's absurd to think we could ever accomplish something like that. Religion truly shuts off the logical thinking of individuals and turns them into Jesus zombies. The idea that Moses spoke to some God and parted a sea, give me a break. We are way too tolerant of religion in this country. People should be locked up for brainwashing their children with this nonsense.

You Christians constantly CRY about everything. You think you are under attack yet you want to push your childish BS beliefs into politics, on money, in our anthem and in our schools, you have no problem with that. You constantly rewrite history and it's a struggle just to keep the facts out there without you contorting them for your own beliefs or desires. If you were a smaller group of people we would simply call you a cult, if you were an individual believing in this rubbish we would put you in a straight jacket. But because there's enough of you, gullible enough to believe in this crap we call it a religion.

You dismiss all the other hundreds of religions because to you, they are obviously absurd. You know nobody goes to heaven and gets 72 virgins, you know that cows should not be worshiped as Gods or we don't come back as insects. All those things seem laughable to you don't they? Well they should, and so should your own religion.

I want to make it clear that I am not calling anyone stupid. Believing and doing stupid things does not make one stupid. It makes you gullible, and that is a trait we are supposed to have. We are supposed to have followers who don't question things. Ironically this is just part of evolution and survival, pack mentality, however we are quickly moving past the need for that.

The only difference between an Atheist and a Christian is the belief in one LESS religion.


...yeah-yeah, I totally believe that the colors and animals, etc. etc. are not symbolic. For sure I'd expect to have a blue monkey wearing a shirt with red tassels take me away into the beyond. I mean, really, what's death without a blue monkey? And don't even try to use yellow tassels either, those are so early 500's.
 

PbHash

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Tyler: what you wrote before is so true. Just goes to show how people dont even know that they dont understand science. So sad.
 

mindphuk

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your a bit behind i think dude , mainstream "science" is very very quietly about to begin "concluding" that the delicate balance that all our lives hang in is not just by chance , but that in order for such a complicated life system to exist , it had to be "done" it didnt just "happen" . Most mainstream scientists off camera will admit that darwins chit is very flawed and that in order for the universe to exist it has to have been "CREATED" . God the Father gave us Jesus and raised him from the dead after he died on the cross and was dead for three days dude , there are historical accounts , do you really think that if you were a roman guard and you were told, "stay awake and stand guard , make sure you don't let anyone steel the body ", do you really think that you woulda slacked off and fell asleep? Heck no you wouldn't fall asleep , they didnt fire you from work back then you know. Also after God brought The Saviour Jesus back to life , Jesus went and talked to his homies ,he even let one of them feel his wounds , he went and preached and people saw him ascend up out of this earth and in to heaven. Open your eyes please before you are REALLY decieved.
I believe in Jesus and he saves me from my sin , and I smoke weed and seriously don't think it's sinful .but if it is I will be forgiven , and if Jesus was like , dude you gotta stop smokin bud , then i would stop, gotta be Jesus or God though.
ROFLMAO!!!

Seriously dude, stop you're killing me! Mainstream scientists really believe Darwin was wrong, therefore Goddidit?? LOL LOL LOL!
Historical accounts of the resurrection? XD Please stop, my stomach hurts.
 

Hepheastus420

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'yeah but god created everything including science' ..............................thats the kind of comment you will get back .:wall:
Seriously? So many people say that creationists will just say something ignorant and stupid... Shut up already lol. There's only like one or two creationists on RIU that would say something like sativas example.
 

Hepheastus420

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Heis... Are you referring to me as the self stylized religious guy that replaces god with aliens? lol.... I'm not even gonna respond to that.... Here, smoke a bowl with me :).
 

Heisenberg

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your a bit behind i think dude , mainstream "science" is very very quietly about to begin "concluding" that the delicate balance that all our lives hang in is not just by chance , but that in order for such a complicated life system to exist , it had to be "done" it didnt just "happen" . Most mainstream scientists off camera will admit that darwins chit is very flawed and that in order for the universe to exist it has to have been "CREATED" . God the Father gave us Jesus and raised him from the dead after he died on the cross and was dead for three days dude , there are historical accounts , do you really think that if you were a roman guard and you were told, "stay awake and stand guard , make sure you don't let anyone steel the body ", do you really think that you woulda slacked off and fell asleep? Heck no you wouldn't fall asleep , they didnt fire you from work back then you know. Also after God brought The Saviour Jesus back to life , Jesus went and talked to his homies ,he even let one of them feel his wounds , he went and preached and people saw him ascend up out of this earth and in to heaven. Open your eyes please before you are REALLY decieved.
I believe in Jesus and he saves me from my sin , and I smoke weed and seriously don't think it's sinful .but if it is I will be forgiven , and if Jesus was like , dude you gotta stop smokin bud , then i would stop, gotta be Jesus or God though.
The reason you are being ridiculed and laughed at is because your words depend on a deeply misguided view of reality that comes across to rational people as absurd. It would take only the most rudimentary research to clarify your misunderstanding. Even church officials do not say such ridiculous things. It is always uncomfortable when someone shows such profound ignorance when pretending to be informed on a subject, especially when it includes the phrase 'open your eyes'. What you say is so very non-reflective of reality that you MUST have had your eyes tightly shut for a very long time, or else you are some sort of performance artist making a fool of us.

Please take my tone as matter-of-factly. I do not mean to belittle you, but to point out your self belittlement.
 

tyler.durden

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your a bit behind i think dude , mainstream "science" is very very quietly about to begin "concluding" that the delicate balance that all our lives hang in is not just by chance , but that in order for such a complicated life system to exist , it had to be "done" it didnt just "happen" . Most mainstream scientists off camera will admit that darwins chit is very flawed and that in order for the universe to exist it has to have been "CREATED" . God the Father gave us Jesus and raised him from the dead after he died on the cross and was dead for three days dude , there are historical accounts , do you really think that if you were a roman guard and you were told, "stay awake and stand guard , make sure you don't let anyone steel the body ", do you really think that you woulda slacked off and fell asleep? Heck no you wouldn't fall asleep , they didnt fire you from work back then you know. Also after God brought The Saviour Jesus back to life , Jesus went and talked to his homies ,he even let one of them feel his wounds , he went and preached and people saw him ascend up out of this earth and in to heaven. Open your eyes please before you are REALLY decieved.
I believe in Jesus and he saves me from my sin , and I smoke weed and seriously don't think it's sinful .but if it is I will be forgiven , and if Jesus was like , dude you gotta stop smokin bud , then i would stop, gotta be Jesus or God though.
See, I've GOT to get better at Poe's Law! I originally thought this post was an atheist doing a parody, but after reading MP's post, I re-read the post and now I'm just not sure. If it's a parody, I'll +rep this guy 'cause it's brilliant. If he's serious, :shock:
 

Heisenberg

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Heis... Are you referring to me as the self stylized religious guy that replaces god with aliens? lol.... I'm not even gonna respond to that.... Here, smoke a bowl with me :).
I was referring to deists and Raelians. Deism does not make too many specific claims, and Raelians aren't trying to get into the classroom. Just wanted to distinguish them from the topic of this thread, as it seemed eye was starting to drift.
 

tyler.durden

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I have cheese, kandy kush, nightshade and lemon skunk. Bud, kief, or hash. Bowl, bong, or vaporizer, take your pick.
Goddamn! I'm headed to Heis' place on my snowmobile, it's snowing like crazy here. I'll think I'll start with a hit of cheese hash outta the vape...
 

Hepheastus420

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I have cheese, kandy kush, nightshade and lemon skunk. Bud, kief, or hash. Bowl, bong, or vaporizer, take your pick.
Heis my friend... I'm currently ripped off of some purple flow delivered to me by my fellow bong.. And I must say I love you.. No homo haha.
 

JustCoasting

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I'm a gnostic, which means that I believe that any person can commune directly with their God of choice. I think that religious identification is a total blight on humanity and a cause for most of the man-made atrocities in our history.

Having said that, I think that science is slowly catching up to the various religions in recognizing that some sort of guiding hand created our universe.
 
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