skunkushybrid
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This has got to be one of the best stories in the bible. Joseph has never done the deed with mary, she lived with him for a while yet she still refused to put out.
One day Mary comes home after a hard at market, and while joseph is busy trying to invent the chair, Mary tells him that she has some joyous news. Joseph sits himself down on a stone shaped for that purpose and mary drops to her knees, taking his hands into her own.
"Joseph," she says, half giddy with excitement. "I'm pregnant!" The smile is still on Joseph's face as he slowly starts to realise exactly what this bitch is saying.
"How?" is all he can manage as shock takes a hold.
"Silly." she chides. "You know you're the only man for me." She stares at him, eyes wide with excitement, expecting him to know exactly what she's talking about. He just stares back, eyes wide with shock. "It was the lord of course!" She laughs giddily and slaps him on the knee. "The lord did it, Joseph. It's a miracle!" Joseph stands from the stone, his head spinning with what are obviously a pack of lies. He grabs mary by the arm and starts to drag her towards the door. "Ow." Mary cries. "You're hurting my arm! Where are you taking me?"
"We're going to see the rabbi." Joseph growls. "So help you woman if he tells me you are anything other than pure." Joseph takes her to the dwelling of the rabbi. The rabbi is having lunch with his wife and notices through a small window Joseph dragging Mary towards his door. The rabbi pales, and hurries to the door.
"Yes?" the rabbi asks, trying to force a welcome smile through the acres of guilt lining his face. Mary throws a sly wink the rabbi's way, and he visibly relaxes before Joseph tells him the story. The rabbi instantly drops to his knees declaring a miracle. Joseph, though is not having any of it and he insists that the rabbi do the test. The rabbi ushers them in and tells his wife to leave the house. She dutifully obeys. The rabbi gives mary's arse a little squeeze as he inserts the tip of his finger into her vagina, the rest of his finger he uses to stimulate her clitoris. After a few minutes the rabbi removes his finger and declares her still a virgin.
This may explain how Joseph was convinced. Now how was everyone else?
One day Mary comes home after a hard at market, and while joseph is busy trying to invent the chair, Mary tells him that she has some joyous news. Joseph sits himself down on a stone shaped for that purpose and mary drops to her knees, taking his hands into her own.
"Joseph," she says, half giddy with excitement. "I'm pregnant!" The smile is still on Joseph's face as he slowly starts to realise exactly what this bitch is saying.
"How?" is all he can manage as shock takes a hold.
"Silly." she chides. "You know you're the only man for me." She stares at him, eyes wide with excitement, expecting him to know exactly what she's talking about. He just stares back, eyes wide with shock. "It was the lord of course!" She laughs giddily and slaps him on the knee. "The lord did it, Joseph. It's a miracle!" Joseph stands from the stone, his head spinning with what are obviously a pack of lies. He grabs mary by the arm and starts to drag her towards the door. "Ow." Mary cries. "You're hurting my arm! Where are you taking me?"
"We're going to see the rabbi." Joseph growls. "So help you woman if he tells me you are anything other than pure." Joseph takes her to the dwelling of the rabbi. The rabbi is having lunch with his wife and notices through a small window Joseph dragging Mary towards his door. The rabbi pales, and hurries to the door.
"Yes?" the rabbi asks, trying to force a welcome smile through the acres of guilt lining his face. Mary throws a sly wink the rabbi's way, and he visibly relaxes before Joseph tells him the story. The rabbi instantly drops to his knees declaring a miracle. Joseph, though is not having any of it and he insists that the rabbi do the test. The rabbi ushers them in and tells his wife to leave the house. She dutifully obeys. The rabbi gives mary's arse a little squeeze as he inserts the tip of his finger into her vagina, the rest of his finger he uses to stimulate her clitoris. After a few minutes the rabbi removes his finger and declares her still a virgin.
This may explain how Joseph was convinced. Now how was everyone else?