Blaze & Daze

Metasynth said:
At my height of pothead career, I was smoking about 14 grams a day,

I would buy blunt wraps by the case, 12 boxes of 24 wraps per box, and smoke at least 2-3 blunts that were about 4 grams each. Daily. :eyesmoke:

That’s on top of the copious amounts of dabs I would take from morning till night
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My prescription is 10 grams per day.

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StareCase said:
That is a lot of weed for one day ... I occasionally do 2.5 gram/day and that is about my limit.
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The whole system is very sketchy if you ask me.

I did a five minute zoom call with a nurse practitioner. We discussed my medical history and how many plants I wanted to grow. Never discussed how much weed I smoke. Less than a week later I had a prescription for 10 grams a day and an application to grow 50 plants. just signed and sent it off. Seven months later I was approved.
 
shnkrmn said:
I swear I don't smoke an oz a month, close maybe!
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I quit smoking/vaping over 5 years ago now, started doing all edibles, all the time. I have injested one ounce of decarbed cannabis, every week, every month, and every year since then.

No doubt my endo cannabinoid system is totally saturated, would love to see how many nanograms per deciliter of THC is in my blood.:rolleyes:
 
A long read but funny as hell, especially if you're a retired old fart like me:

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Walmart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.

Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Walmart

Dear Mrs. Woolf,

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Woolf, are listed below and are "documented by our video surveillance cameras":

1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-
minute intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official
voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the
employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted in management getting involved causing management to lose time and costing the company money.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to reserve a bag of
chips.

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the
children shoppers they could come in if they would bring pillows and
blankets from the bedding department - to which twenty children
obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began
crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
Emergency Medics were called.

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the Sports department, he
asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the Store suspiciously while loudly
humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed
through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed the fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!

15. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where the fitting room was.

And last, but not least:

16. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited
awhile, and then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in
here.'

One of the Staff passed out.
 
Too many accidents in my neighborhood. Too much through traffic. I heard this one loud and clear sitting on my porch. So I toddled out to gawk with my city council neighbor and buttonholed her about a couple of pet issues!20231113_154720.jpg

Red car is totalled, probably their fault. The other car was a contractor's small pickup. I feel bad if he can't work without it.
 
shnkrmn said:
Too many accidents in my neighborhood. Too much through traffic. I heard this one loud and clear sitting on my porch. So I toddled out to gawk with my city council neighbor and buttonholed her about a couple of pet issues!View attachment 5343426

Red car is totalled, probably their fault. The other car was a contractor's small pickup. I feel bad if he can't work without it.
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little bit of duck tape it will good as new.....
 
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