The Junk Drawer

schuylaar

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I just got back from Phishing..anyone want to clean it? Found in my Inbox.

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These fuckers have balls, Man. It's not even professional enough to make me call Amazon- though I called FRAUD at my bank locked it up and had new card issued. I'm going to add a double verification now to Amazon too FUCKERS!:cuss:
 
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schuylaar

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Businesses are now advertising verbally that you can't turn off. I checked my bank balance and got stuck in this new verbal vortex. If you close the window or browser it still plays:shock:
 

schuylaar

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I wonder what sanction Chris Rock will receive for going off the teleprompter of APPROVED monologue..starting the incident in question?

We have rules for just this reason (see?) and Rock averted those rules. Rock is not the victim here. It is my true hope that Rock had his 'come to Jesus' moment for talking out of his ass- it might save his life because the next guy might not be Will Smith.
 
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Jimdamick

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i just have to share this letter written in 1676, using modern English/vernacular to express their feelings about the dominant Empire on the planet then, the Ottomans.
As some may have noticed in my posts, I love profanity.
It is personally a connection to my soul (profanity) & I totally love this historical reply/document that even to this day I think is pretty cool.

Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks depicts a supposedly historical tableau, set in 1676, and based on the legend of Cossacks sending an insulting reply to an ultimatum from the Sultan of the Ottoman Empire, Mehmed IV.
According to the story, the Zaporozhian Cossacks (from "beyond the rapids", Ukrainian: za porohamy), inhabiting the lands around the lower Dnieper River in Ukraine, had defeated Ottoman Empire forces in battle. However, despite his army having suffered this loss to them, Mehmed demanded that the Cossacks submit to Ottoman rule. The Cossacks, led by Ivan Sirko, replied in a characteristic manner; they wrote a letter, replete with insults and profanities. The painting exhibits the Cossacks' pleasure at striving to come up with ever more base vulgarities.

Mehmed IV, Ottoman Sultan 1648–1687
Sultan Mehmed IV to the Zaporozhian Cossacks: As the Sultan; son of Muhammad; brother of the sun and moon; grandson and viceroy of God; ruler of the kingdoms of Macedonia, Babylon, Jerusalem, Upper and Lower Egypt; emperor of emperors; sovereign of sovereigns; extraordinary knight, never defeated; steadfast guardian of the tomb of Jesus Christ; trustee chosen by God Himself; the hope and comfort of Muslims; confounder and great defender of Christians – I command you, the Zaporogian Cossacks, to submit to me voluntarily and without any resistance, and to desist from troubling me with your attacks.
— Turkish Sultan Mehmed IV
The Cossacks' reply came as a stream of insulting and vulgar rhymes:
Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!
O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight art thou, that canst not slay a hedgehog with thy naked arse? The devil shits, and thy army eats. Thou shalt not, thou son of a whore, make subjects of Christian sons. We have no fear of thy army; by land and by sea we will battle with thee. Fuck thy mother.
Thou Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow. Screw thy own mother!
So the Zaporozhians declare, thou lowlife. Thou wouldst not even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord. The day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!
— Koshovyi otaman Ivan Sirko, with the whole Zaporozhian Host
 

schuylaar

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What do you guys think of rainbow gatherings? I went to a few as a kid, nice hippy times, then as a teen would go to get various weird drugs and it was not really hippies anymore more just drug people. Then I didn't really think of them for like 20 years other than when I would see a painted up bus out in the wilds.

Guess they want to do one here, people don't want them to come. I am pretty ambivalent, though I lean towards no just because I think they will trash whatever area. Like a giant homeless camp, won't be an unstolen bicycle as far as the eye can see.

I'm all old n junk, should be stoked and go try to find a dmt dab pen or some drug i have never tried, but eh, I just hope they don't start any fires.

I'm pretty horrified at the thought.
 

schuylaar

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There's some strip clubs down by that I-595 exchange (one is literally two blocks away) near the airport and return lease car lots; not much else. He got turned around walked south instead of north towards hotels and beach. That's my take unless other info comes available.

 

Sativied

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I got stuck at one in Vermont a few years back, when I gave a young adventuresome friend a ride there.

The plan was I was going to give him a ride, hangout for an hour or three, and then leave, he'd stay and find a ride home. Turned out a brake line on my car was leaking, and the way out had a helluva long steep hill (downhill) to traverse. Didn't want to risk driving down it with a leaky brake line and oncoming darkness.

Ended up sleeping in a tent, alone, with a tree root system under the tent floor and a horde of persistent mosquitoes attacking me all night long. It was the alternative to nestling into a pile of chubby earth mothers, which may have been warmer, but hey, I'm not easy!
This reads like a manufactured alibi… did they ever find your “young adventuresome friend”? :lol:
 

Rob Roy

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This reads like a manufactured alibi… did they ever find your “young adventuresome friend”? :lol:
He did return to my homestead, before eventually moving onto more permaculture things. Still friends even now, years later.

He caught a ride with two abysmal "Anarcho Commies" who were rejected by me as "resident guests". Nothing personal, but I hadn't planned on "guests", especially some whose philosophy was in opposition to mine.

No alibis.
 

Rob Roy

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More to the point, was there sex?
To my knowledge, he liked and still likes women. So do I. So, sorry to disappoint, but there was no sex.

If you need some low key titillation, have you tried flipping thru the ladies underwear section of an old sears catalog?
 

CunningCanuk

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I wonder what sanction Chris Rock will receive for going off the teleprompter of APPROVED monologue..starting the incident in question?

We have rules for just this reason (see?) and Rock averted those rules. Rock is not the victim here. It is my true hope that Rock had his 'come to Jesus' moment for talking out of his ass- it might save his life because the next guy might not be Will Smith.
So the person who was physically assaulted is not the victim here?

You claim to be a victim of sexual assault but you’re all in on toxic masculinity. Interesting.
 

Jimdamick

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Music stuck in my brain & I need to get it out by my method, which is Dance!!!!!!
So now I'm fucking dancing
Aren't you glad?
Join in
The Boogie Woogie is #1 for me (followed by the Twist & the Bossa Nova)
I think I'll do some Flamingo for now :)
Seriously
Listen/toe tap/shake yur arse/simple :)



 
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