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Don't you love websites that when there's a problem and you call for... say..... logon help, you realize you know more than the tech.
Going through that now. I think she's in her kitchen doing this.
Sending me to higher powers now.
Been on hold for 15. I think they want me to go away.
You'd think that a company like CVS could play like the big boys.
Ooooh she came back. Asked dumb questions. On hold again.
Some how they used my e-mail as the username. (Whaaaa?)
 
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James Webb telescope reaches final destination a million miles from Earth
The James Webb Space Telescope, which launched just under a month ago, reached its destination on Monday afternoon, positioning itself to orbit nearly 1 million miles from Earth.

The telescope, regarded as the successor to the Hubble, fired its onboard thrusters for about five minutes as part one final course correction before going around the second Sun-Earth Lagrange point, or the L2 point, according to blog post from NASA.

Lagrange points are positions in space where objects tend to stay put, with the gravitational force of two large masses equaling the centripetal force needed to move along with them.

"Congratulations to the team for all of their hard work ensuring Webb’s safe arrival at L2 today," Nelson said. "We’re one step closer to uncovering the mysteries of the universe. And I can’t wait to see Webb’s first new views of the universe this summer!"
According to NASA, Webb's position will give it a wide view of space at any time, and the temperatures will be cold enough for it to "function and perform optimal science."

Webb project manager Bill Ochs said, "During the past month, JWST has achieved amazing success and is a tribute to all the folks who spent many years and even decades to ensure mission success."

"We are now on the verge of aligning the mirrors, instrument activation and commissioning, and the start of wondrous and astonishing discoveries," he said.

The telescope, a collaboration between the European Space Agency and the Canadian Space Agency, launched on Dec. 25, and throughout its journey, it expanded its mirror into a proper position to function.
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James Webb telescope reaches final destination a million miles from Earth

The James Webb Space Telescope, which launched just under a month ago, reached its destination on Monday afternoon, positioning itself to orbit nearly 1 million miles from Earth.The telescope,…
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This made me EXTREMELY HAPPY :) :) :)


Wow, he is SO freaking fucked.
Empire, what Empire?
It's gonna be GONE!!!!
Adios motherfucker :)
What's that, like 4 court cases he's involved in. :)
He is famous for litigation , well here ya go, boyo :)
He's going to be in court for fucking years when all the civil/criminal lawsuits are filed against him for...... EVERYTHING!!!!
And he said it on a fucking tape machine in Georgia!!!
What's the penalty for undue influence on an elected official.?
Oh, that's right!!!!
20 FUCKING YEARS!!!!
He'll get half, but he's going to jail.
Really, he will.
And just envision his legal fees. (he's gonna have to trick out Ivanka, the other one's too ugly :) )
 
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I was just checked out in the grocery line. You have to bag your own at this store, as I did so, I heard the girl behind me ask the cashier, "Tell me when it comes to 5$". Well, the first thing she had put her over that, and she had an armload of stuff. You could see she had Downs syndrome and didn't understand money and prices. I told the checker to ring up her total and I would cover it.
I wish there were more times like this.
 
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Jimdamick said:
This made me EXTREMELY HAPPY :) :) :)


Wow, he is SO freaking fucked.
Empire, what Empire?
It's gonna be GONE!!!!
Adios motherfucker :)
What's that, like 4 court cases he's involved in. :)
He is famous for litigation , well here ya go, boyo :)
He's going to be in court for fucking years when all the civil/criminal lawsuits are filed against him for...... EVERYTHING!!!!
And he said it on a fucking tape machine in Georgia!!!
What's the penalty for undue influence on an elected official.?
Oh, that's right!!!!
20 FUCKING YEARS!!!!
He'll get half, but he's going to jail.
Really, he will.
And just envision his legal fees. (he's gonna have to trick out Ivanka, the other one's too ugly :) )
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But it will not be going before May. And he will never go to jail, Saudi Arabia will take him.
 
Don't Bogart

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But it will not be going before May. And he will never go to jail, Saudi Arabia will take him.
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And do what?! He'll be worth about as much as a bag of Cheetos to them. He'll have Zero influence. Nobody and I mean nobody will touch him.
Well....maybe Moscow.
Everything he has touched has turned to lead. The only thing we could hope for in that situation is all his cronies and faithful subjects follow him to Trumptown. Special liquids in the hot desert will be served. You think Melania, Ivanka will go?
Does S.A. have an extradition treaty with us?
 
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Don't Bogart said:
And do what?! He'll be worth about as much as a bag of Cheetos to them. He'll have Zero influence. Nobody and I mean nobody will touch him.
Well....maybe Moscow.
Everything he has touched has turned to lead. The only thing we could hope for in that situation is all his cronies and faithful subjects follow him to Trumptown. Special liquids in the hot desert will be served. You think Melania, Ivanka will go?
Does S.A. have an extradition treaty with us?
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I did not say they will take him with open arms, more with him showing an open wallet.
 
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