Bad growing advice

[bk78]

You deleted the part where you called me a Cuck?

Yeah it was wrong of me to think your wife cheats on you so I deleted it. Does she tho?

 

[HydroKid239]

Here I come 2022 lol

 

[lusidghost]

It’s similar to edibles shaped like dicks or dog shit. That

I never thought I was homophobic until someone passed me a dick shaped bowl. Some huddles are just too high.

 

[Eastownclan]

Yeah it was wrong of me to think your wife cheats

I have 4 kids that look identical to me. I doubt it. Thanks for deleting though.

 

[Hollatchaboy]

Here I come 2022 lol
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Where can I find that strain? I gotta have it! Lol

 

[Paul Drake]

The first big flush I did this year after going into flower and the runoff smelled just like a barnyard.

Where do they think organic fertilizers come from?

From the organic cow?

 

[bk78]

I have 4 kids that look identical to me. I doubt it. Thanks for deleting though.

I’d get paternity tests just to be sure, bro.

 

[farmingfisherman]

I don't have any cats but I remember this one.

Memory lane walked!

 

[speedwell68]

I thought a thread with screenshots of the worst growing advice you can find on the internet would be fun. I’ll go first:

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We had a thread on this just last week. I discovered, by accident, that I could get the same results using a mix of cheap grow bag compost, rotted manure and perlite as I could with my fancy pants grow mix. And instead of using Plant Magic Old Timers Tri Pack (grow, bloom and PK 4/ and Old Timer Magnesium Boost I could use Tomato feed and a cheap bag of Epsom Salt.

I also learned that there were no such thing as cannabis specific nutrients and that there are really only nutrients, marketing hype and price markups. After learning this I also discovered that instead of my medium costing me £30 a grow it now costs £12 a grow and instead of my liquid nutes costing me £90 a year, it will now cost £7 a year.

I have no personal experience of Miracle Grow or 20/20/20, but it wouldn't shock me to learn that it works just fine.

 

[lusidghost]

Here I come 2022 lol
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I find it mind blowing that somehow seed companies have even worse names than rappers. I know my handle on here is stupid sounding, but at least it's not "Dab Father Farms" stupid sounding. I'm sure they make fine seed though.

 

[Eastownclan]

I’d get paternity tests just to be sure, bro.

You know all about taking those, don’t you, bro

 

[bk78]

You know all about taking those, don’t you, bro

Yeah, my dude!

 

[Eastownclan]

You win, that’s funny.

 

[Autodoctor]

Harvest date and when should I flush and yield expected

 

[mudballs]

Harvest date and when should I flush and yield expected
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Thats not a harvest, thats a mercy killing

 

[Jjgrow420]

Harvest date and when should I flush and yield expected
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About a pound
Flush after Week 2 flower and give 48 hrs of darkness before chop

 

[HydroKid239]

I find it mind blowing that somehow seed companies have even worse names than rappers. I know my handle on here is stupid sounding, but at least it's not "Dab Father Farms" stupid sounding. I'm sure they make fine seed though.

I mean.. at least it’s spelled correctly
Lucid*ghost..

 

[lusidghost]

I mean.. at least it’s spelled correctly
Lucid*ghost..

LSD.

 

[curious2garden]

I have 4 kids that look identical to me. I doubt it. Thanks for deleting though.

Oh honey, I'm so sorry

 

[JonathanT]

Where can I find that strain? I gotta have it! Lol

Poop in your soil.

 

[Hollatchaboy]

Poop in your soil.

Nah, I've read others have tried. It didn't work.