BTW, world might end on Sat 9/23, in case it matters to you. Me, meh

[tyler.durden]

 

[Karah]

You two realize that'll mean you're going steady?

We can just match like best friends right?

 

[dagwood45431]

Let's get matching ones.

Cool. Cool. I ordered two of these and a vat of lube:

 

[lokie]

Time to make a liquor run.

 

[dagwood45431]

We can just match like best friends right?

You're not really going steady unless the butt plugs are interchangeable. You know, like if they both pop out and it doesn't matter which one you grab and cram back up in there. It takes me at least three months to get to that relationship level. You never know, though; I might grow on you.

 

[ttystikk]

Crazy motherfuckers.

Always with the END OF THE WORLD!!! thing...

Whatever.

I mean, I'd pay good money to see one of these assholes be right, just once!

 

[tyler.durden]

We can just match like best friends right?

Nope. Cock rings are for friends, butt plugs mean love...

 

[lokie]

Let's get matching ones.

These are cute.

 

[Karah]

Cool. Cool. I ordered two of these and a vat of lube:

Matching right?

 

[dagwood45431]

Matching right?

Yep. That's 16 lbs. of butt plug heading our way! Free two-day, too!

 

[dagwood45431]

These are cute.

I challenge all y'all in a butt of war tourney. We could do brackets.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=butt of war

 

[ttystikk]

Nope. Cock rings are for friends, butt plugs mean love...

Spoken like the man who's been 'there'...

 

[ttystikk]

Matching right?

Of course!

...unless the other one is for your Daddy.

 

[Diabolical666]

Christian Numerologist Says World Will End On Sept. 23

http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2017/09/20/september-23-end-of-world-theory/

"David Meade, a self-proclaimed “researcher,” is predicting that a series of apocalyptic events will begin on Sept. 23 and, “a major part of the world will not be the same.”


According to Meade, the mysterious rogue planet Nibiru, also known as Planet X, is on a collision course with Earth, which will bring world-ending tsunamis and earthquakes. The numerologist claims the dates of recent events like the Great American Solar Eclipse and Hurricane Harvey’s flooding of Texas were all marked in the Bible. Meade now says his “Planet X theory” lines up with more bible codes and ancient markers on the Egyptian pyramids."

AGAIN?! time to pack my bags for jesus!
Thankfully i dont have to trim my outdoors

 

[Diabolical666]

I kind of feel like you guys post about butt stuff just to reel me in.

Whatever. It's working.

@ bears
Shit sign me up for one of them pluggy do-hickeys

 

[dannyboy602]

"Anything can be a butt plug if you're brave enough".
Abraham Lincoln

 

[Diabolical666]

"Anything can be a butt plug if you're brave enough".
Abraham Lincoln

:::spits coffee everywhere..glass pipe slips out:::

 

[Indagrow]

Its the end of the world and we're hammering out the critical details here.. Starting of course with buttplugs

This place is swell

 

[WeedFreak78]

They lost me at christian...

X2

 

[srh88]