Ride sharing

Have you used Uber, Lyft etc etc etc?

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Indacouch

Indacouch

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neosapien said:
I used Uber for the 2nd and 3rd time today. 1st time was to the strip club for a bachelor party. I didn't need one back cuz I banged a stripper and did coke off her nipples and made her take me home. Ok that part is not true, a buddy just took me home. But either way I took another Uber today. I think I'm for it. The ease of use is just so fucking easy. I feel bad for the taxi companies and drivers but they grossly failed to adapt to the new world. I want it and I want it now and I want to know everything about it. Now. So what are your thoughts on the subject?
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Sexual ....
 
mr sunshine

mr sunshine

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jerryb73 said:
Did he think you were philippino?

That's racist bro.. profiling and shit..
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Na, he just seemed kinda horny. He was talking about making 2 grand a month working 40 hour weeks, plus tips. He said he saves his tips and takes trips. Next thing I know we're talking about Philippino hookers..he was way into them, me, not so much. I just think of small dark cocks when I think of hookers from the Philippines
 
bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

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I took a fasten, pretty much the same as uber/lyft. Dude brought us to the ATM on the way to the strip club. My friend gave him 20 to drive shirtless, he was a good sport. On the way home that night from the bar I took another one and was shitfaced. I could tell he wasn't too excited that I had a wad of dip in my mouth and was drooling all over myself talking about how my buddy got a handy from the Chilean stripper.

All in all I think it's fine. It gives losers a chance to drive their parents car and make a buck at the same time.
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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I once wrecked the front wheel of my bike and used that SUV option to get my bike home. It cost more but it was worth it. Another time when I was new to Uber, a gorgeous Lincoln Town car picked me up. It was like a limo, such a luxurious ride home. Then I saw the fee, holy shit. Turns out I pressed for Uber Black. I thought I'd just be getting a black driver, j/k I simply fucked it up. Lastly, a few weeks ago I chose UberPool. I've done this a few times before, and use this when getting my kid from the suburbs because it's significantly cheaper esp. for longer rides. We've been lucky as you pay the same lower price whether they pick up others on the trip or not, and we always rode alone. But last time my UberPool pulled up and there was strange fat dude in the back seat. It surprised me, but I got in and our thighs touched a bit. Man Thigh Touch is awkward if you not into the guy. I then realized I probably could have sat up front, but how weird would that be for me to initially open the back door, see the dude, quickly close it and sit up front??? Anyway, it all worked out. We decided to rob the driver, stole the car, sold it quick to a chop shop, bought meth and made love all night long. And that's all I have to say about that...
 
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