What's your spirit animal?

[Johnny_DankCo]

Mine is an armadillo.

Your turn.

 

[UncleBuck]

filipina woman.

 

[tangerinegreen555]

filipina woman.

And the dramatic tear jerking stories surrounding them.

 

[Eltomcat]

Ouch.

 

[tyler.durden]

 

[cannabineer]

 

[abe supercro]

mine's a teddy bear.


I dress it up in my shit stained underwear.

 

[Johnny_DankCo]

filipina woman.

Interesting, I was thinking you were more of a rodent of some sort. Or a baby hippo.

 

[Walterwhiter]

Raccoon... I'm a crafty incognito mofo

 

[lokie]

 

[Dankistino]

However, NsromaMedia.Com search online revealed that bats do have penises and their penis and testes bear a striking semblance to the male reproductive system.

SEE ALSO: How to Use Hot Water and a Towel to Make your Penis Bigger

 

[Singlemalt]

Shitfest in 2 hrs

 

[tyler.durden]

However, NsromaMedia.Com search online revealed that bats do have penises and their penis and testes bear a striking semblance to the male reproductive system...

I understand the taste is also quite similar, and bats prefer to come on their mate's face. Weird...

 

[Dankistino]

I understand the taste is also quite similar, and bats prefer to come on their mate's face. Weird...

Show off

Fellatio on Fruit Bats Prolongs Copulation Time

• Min Tan,
• Gareth Jones,
• Guangjian Zhu,
• Jianping Ye,
• Durden, Tyler
• Shanyi Zhou,
• Shuyi Zhang,
• Libiao Zhang

"Female bats often lick their mate's penis during dorsoventral copulation. The female lowers her head to lick the shaft or the base of the male's penis but does not lick the glans penis which has already penetrated the vagina. Males never withdrew their penis when it was licked by the mating partner. A positive relationship exists between the length of time that the female licked the male's penis during copulation and the duration of copulation. Furthermore, mating pairs spent significantly more time in copulation if the female licked her mate's penis than if fellatio was absent."

• Published: October 28, 2009
• http://dx.doi.org/10.1371/journal.pone.0007595

 

[Gary Goodson]

 

[tyler.durden]

Show off

Fellatio on Fruit Bats Prolongs Copulation Time

• Min Tan,
• Gareth Jones,
• Guangjian Zhu,
• Jianping Ye,
• Durden, Tyler
• Shanyi Zhou,
• Shuyi Zhang,
• Libiao Zhang

"Female bats often lick their mate's penis during dorsoventral copulation. The female lowers her head to lick the shaft or the base of the male's penis but does not lick the glans penis which has already penetrated the vagina. Males never withdrew their penis when it was licked by the mating partner. A positive relationship exists between the length of time that the female licked the male's penis during copulation and the duration of copulation. Furthermore, mating pairs spent significantly more time in copulation if the female licked her mate's penis than if fellatio was absent."

• Published: October 28, 2009
• http://dx.doi.org/10.1371/journal.pone.0007595

 

[curious2garden]

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LOL you trash panda you!

 

[abe supercro]

Where is that other hag that gets-off on wearing my dirty undies around

 

[UncleBuck]

Where is that other hag that gets-off on wearing my dirty undies around

fuck off.

 

[abe supercro]

fuck off.

that really hurts coming from you, one of the most deranged people on the entire forum.