I draw the line at flip flop puppets!Dunno. Don't care. The regulation ball for a game of kick the retard is of uniform size; it's all good. Until someone mounts a FOOT puppet, meh.
What's your latest keepers?
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Singlemalt
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Ralfee was mainliner, aka the good ol Doc, may he rest in piece(s)
cannabineer
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Thong puppets ... could get bad fastI draw the line at flip flop puppets!
Think of old Germans at the seaside
Singlemalt
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I saw/met an old German today at the RV shop
Thank you!
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Singlemalt
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Rec. Vehicles
mr sunshine
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Its all a big misunderstanding, his account was hacked. Perhaps people were hating because he found true love, I can't say for sure.
Singlemalt
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He was fascinated by the special toilet paper they sell; his main purchase was a canopy extension
Singlemalt
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He would have been awesome if he had been dressed in lederhosen and those cool hats
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Ja, for reccing London
C'mon tell your lederhosen story, please
Singlemalt
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LMAO Genau!
mr sunshine
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outdoor or whatever.
Singlemalt
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Bob Saget; frosty, sticky, stinky and fire
cannabineer
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It belongs in Confessions, but ok.
I got a great new pair of the archetypical boiled leather TeutoKilt with compulsory suspenders with the embroidered pyrograph of an Edelweiss on the discipline handle, y'know that bar that connects the nippular regions. The one so a strapping Bavaro-Austrioid Frau can hoist her unruly scion and read the Riot Act in the original Visigothic.
I also had a serious tendency to avoid the school toilet. This failed one day an hour or so before end of the school day, and I sat there in class and fucking flooded the pants. This was fine until I had to stand up and the pee poured down my legs. I remember wondering if I could discreetly crab walk out of the room. No.
But damn, an hour and 100% retention. Medieval Depends.
Oh gawd that was epic funny, thank you
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cannabineer
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It wasn't funny when I marinated myself in ... myself in the sartorial Romertopf. I can finally cackle about it. Shit I don't think I ever told dad. he must hear this.
Gary Goodson
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Lol you just gave yourself up again odanksta. You know chopped and screwed is a Tx thing...
Smh
Smh