Thinking of giving my daughter dreads?

Mad Hamish

Mad Hamish

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This belongs on the confessions thread but anyhow: Mid February was like 100 degrees at night. Sweaty as all hell from top to toe. I let rip a huge monstrosity of a cupboard shaker... thing is, the sweat in my crack kinda got flapped around, I was pretty convinced I shat myself for a bit. The smell did NOT help. Lets just say much relief was experienced upon inspection. Yup. Since then I kinda hold them back but itmdoesn't help. They just squeek more.
 
lahadaextranjera

lahadaextranjera

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Mad Hamish said:
This belongs on the confessions thread but anyhow: Mid February was like 100 degrees at night. Sweaty as all hell from top to toe. I let rip a huge monstrosity of a cupboard shaker... thing is, the sweat in my crack kinda got flapped around, I was pretty convinced I shat myself for a bit. The smell did NOT help. Lets just say much relief was experienced upon inspection. Yup. Since then I kinda hold them back but itmdoesn't help. They just squeek more.
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You're Aussie aren't you mate? :)
 
Craftybiatch

Craftybiatch

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What state are you in Neo ? I heard that some were offering amnesty on water bills to customers under a certain income threshold. The state pays a percentage of the bill to the company on your behalf, company forgives the rest (depending on how delinquent you are) and turns the water back on for a short term period (90 days ?).

As a Mama, I hate to hear of a little one going without basic necessities. Hygiene is a fundamental aspect of caring for a child who is likely still in diapers. You could probably take her to the Y for free and have a hot shower. Or a church, 'Pastor, my baby is dirty and we all stank, can we have a go in the baptismal tank ?'

On the other hand, you could simply be trolling. Who openly admits they haven't bathed their toddler in TWO months ?
 
neosapien

neosapien

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Craftybiatch said:
What state are you in Neo ? I heard that some were offering amnesty on water bills to customers under a certain income threshold. The state pays a percentage of the bill to the company on your behalf, company forgives the rest (depending on how delinquent you are) and turns the water back on for a short term period (90 days ?).

As a Mama, I hate to hear of a little one going without basic necessities. Hygiene is a fundamental aspect of caring for a child who is likely still in diapers. You could probably take her to the Y for free and have a hot shower. Or a church, 'Pastor, my baby is dirty and we all stank, can we have a go in the baptismal tank ?'

On the other hand, you could simply be trolling. Who openly admits they haven't bathed their toddler in TWO months ?
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You sound really nice. Do you want to adopt us?
 
neosapien

neosapien

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So it's been a year now and I must say the dreads are looking pretty fucking cool. They are half way down her back now. They don't look quite as weird now that's she almost 4 years old. When she was 2 we got some looks at the food pantry but now people just think she's a hippie midget I think. The neighbor let me run a hose from their cistern so she has been getting showers every few weeks now too. Just an update for those concerned.
 
Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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neosapien said:
So it's been a year now and I must say the dreads are looking pretty fucking cool. They are half way down her back now. They don't look quite as weird now that's she almost 4 years old. When she was 2 we got some looks at the food pantry but now people just think she's a hippie midget I think. The neighbor let me run a hose from their cistern so she has been getting showers every few weeks now too. Just an update for those concerned.
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+rep. I love the long game.
 
bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

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neosapien said:
So it's been a year now and I must say the dreads are looking pretty fucking cool. They are half way down her back now. They don't look quite as weird now that's she almost 4 years old. When she was 2 we got some looks at the food pantry but now people just think she's a hippie midget I think. The neighbor let me run a hose from their cistern so she has been getting showers every few weeks now too. Just an update for those concerned.
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Cool, that's great neo! Can't believe I missed this thread back in the day. Did you end up banging that tranny though?
 
neosapien

neosapien

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Her dreads are really long now. Twice now I've had her lay her head on the firewood log and hack a few inches off with an axe. Now that she's 7 and has usable input the hygiene has gotten much better. A new neighbor just built a pond so she's been taking baths in it quite regularly at night after we see their lights go out. Just an update for those concerned.
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

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neosapien said:
Her dreads are really long now. Twice now I've had her lay her head on the firewood log and hack a few inches off with an axe. Now that she's 7 and has usable input the hygiene has gotten much better. A new neighbor just built a pond so she's been taking baths in it quite regularly at night after we see their lights go out. Just an update for those concerned.
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Before she had usable input how did you mind her os? Sounds like hacking is not a new activity here.
 
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