(Bowel) Movements

[mr sunshine]

I say live and let live. That's the way I live my life.

I don't like that.

 

[dangledo]

 

[.Pinworm.]

 

[LargeMarge]

Next video how to reconstruct a big mac.

 

[.Pinworm.]

 

[.Pinworm.]

 

[cannabineer]

The first one is just saad.

 

[.Pinworm.]

The first one is just saad.

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ !!!

 

[Aeroknow]

Aboutakilo

 

[RainbowBrite86]

Time to Godwin this bitch.

Answered some anal sex questions I had.

 

[tyler.durden]

 

[tyler.durden]

 

[dannyboy602]

I used to drink grape Gatorade and would push out the prettiest emerald green Lincoln logs. your chart reminded me of that

 

[RainbowBrite86]

I have never understood why men admire their own shit so much. I never look at my shit any longer than I have to lol. Men will be in there taking pictures, calling people in to see, naming it...like "I am so awesome, even my shit is awesome, and my awesome shit needs an awesome name, so that when we are remembering this moment, we'll know exactly which one of my awesome shits that I brought you in here to see is the one i'm talking about..."

 

[Aeroknow]

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Oh man. I just ate some pizza and then less than ten minutes later I shuffled towards the bathroom- I could feel it coming. I got like ten feet from the toilet and I started peeing outta my ass. Pretty much got to the can and exploded. So fucked up. As I sat there bewildered looking in my boxers to see if I shit myself I noticed shit droplets on the tile floor, and some on the rug. I actually shit on the floor. I mean even clenching my ass closed it must have been dripping out. How the fuck does that happen? Can't say I've ever had that happen before, and I'm nervous and hoping I don't shit while I sleep tonight because that was straight up dripping liquid shit and I didn't even know it.

 

[Aeroknow]

Oh man. I just ate some pizza and then less than ten minutes later I shuffled towards the bathroom- I could feel it coming. I got like ten feet from the toilet and I started peeing outta my ass. Pretty much got to the can and exploded. So fucked up. As I sat there bewildered looking in my boxers to see if I shit myself I noticed shit droplets on the tile floor, and some on the rug. I actually shit on the floor. I mean even clenching my ass closed it must have been dripping out. How the fuck does that happen? Can't say I've ever had that happen before, and I'm nervous and hoping I don't shit while I sleep tonight because that was straight up dripping liquid shit and I didn't even know it.

That shits fucked up man

 

[bu$hleaguer]

That shits fucked up man

No doubt. Normally you can clench long enough, ya know? I'll let ya know if I make it through the night ok. I had to wash my asshole and cheeks in the bath right after.

 

[Aeroknow]

No doubt. Normally you can clench long enough, ya know? I'll let ya know if I make it through the night ok. I had to wash my asshole and cheeks in the bath right after.

That sucks dude!
At least you weren't working.
Let r slip on the jobsite once, you use and lose your undershorts.
The second time its time to go home

 

[Diabolical666]

Oh man. I just ate some pizza and then less than ten minutes later I shuffled towards the bathroom- I could feel it coming. I got like ten feet from the toilet and I started peeing outta my ass. Pretty much got to the can and exploded. So fucked up. As I sat there bewildered looking in my boxers to see if I shit myself I noticed shit droplets on the tile floor, and some on the rug. I actually shit on the floor. I mean even clenching my ass closed it must have been dripping out. How the fuck does that happen? Can't say I've ever had that happen before, and I'm nervous and hoping I don't shit while I sleep tonight because that was straight up dripping liquid shit and I didn't even know it.

dont shit the bed buddy! wear a man-pon just to be safe