Which is worse? Banging old men or old women?

[Unclebaldrick]

Which gold diggers have it worse - those who have to continually have sex with real old men or real old women?

 

[Downtowntillman]

It sucks either way... I tried chicks but dudes are just as bad...

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Before Viagra it was not much of a problem because most of the old men could not get it up and were satisfied with people thinking that they were banging the trophy wife.

 

[abe supercro]

I let my stunt cock do all the heavy lifting

 

[vostok]

Now they got Viagra for women too

people are people ...lol

 

[Gregor Eisenhorn]

Depends if you have a fetish for older women. (unless 70+)

 

[mr sunshine]

I'd rather bone an old broad then an old man. I'm OK with sucking on some older huge rubbery nipples.. I'll chew on those muthafuckers.

 

[bluntmassa1]

I don't know about you but I would fuck the shit out of Oprah I'd eat that stinky pussy and ass.

 

[neosapien]

Good question. Without having banged either, all I have is theories and not actual evidence.

I theorize that an old woman can smell mighty ripe sometimes. But an old man can as well I imagine. I think it's a wash.

 

[mr sunshine]

I don't know about you but I would fuck the shit out of Oprah I'd eat that stinky pussy and ass.

It would make it horny if it stunk. Theres Something sexy about and older smelly rich pussy . I bet it gets nasty wet.

 

[420God]

Peel off the depends and go to town.

 

[neosapien]

Probably drier than the Gobi up there,

 

[Gary Goodson]

lol I give this thread 5 old rubbery nips

 

[mr sunshine]

Probably drier than the Gobi up there,

You don't know, stop ruining fantasies, asshole. I'm under the impression that as ladies get older the juice gets slimy. Like licking loose boogers.

 

[neosapien]

You're fucking gross.

haha boogers.

 

[Gary Goodson]

You don't know, stop ruining fantasies, asshole. I'm under the impression that as ladies get older the juice gets slimy. Like licking loose boogers.

lol




but im still down

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Good question. Without having banged either, all I have is theories and not actual evidence.

I theorize that an old woman can smell mighty ripe sometimes. But an old man can as well I imagine. I think it's a wash.

I think satisfying a man would be quicker. Then you just have to have sandwich skills. And then you can go shopping.

Old woman going to want to talk and cuddle a lot.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

I love the Viagra ads. They are really good at finding attractive older women - but not too old - with high cheek bones. Also it looks as if they share guy-interests too. Like the one in a bedroom that has the end of the football game on the tv and is wearing a jersey while she tosses a football back and forth. She's adjusting the sheets like "my man's team is winning and when they do, I am going to lay him down and his penis will work! Thank you Viagra!"

They really are quite good at casting.

 

[CallinCarRamRod]

46 is oldest I've gone. Female . 20 yrs older than me. It was fun no complaints. Attractive, clean. Thats what counts. And their experience level is an added bonus

 

[Kcbscrogger]

They are both gross, I hope I die before I get old! Where have I heard that before?