Win a date with Tyler.Durden

[tyler.durden]

What's the first rule?

Do not talk about Fight Club...

 

[a senile fungus]

Do not talk about Fight Club...

You just broke your own rule.

Did I win something?

???

 

[tyler.durden]

You just broke your own rule.

Did I win something?

???

You sure did. I'll PM you on how to claim your 'prize'...

 

[KLITE]

wont the usual 8 bucks do anymore?

 

[a senile fungus]

aaaaaand my inbox remains empty.

Did I just get stood up on my date with tyler.durden?

 

[Blue Wizard]

I'm a very nice guy, my small penis won't make his butt hurt and I'll buy him dinner at a fast food joint of his choosing as long as it's not over $7.

 

[leftyguitar]

I would go on a date with him. But I won't work this hard to get it. LOL

 

[tyler.durden]

aaaaaand my inbox remains empty.

Did I just get stood up on my date with tyler.durden?

Fuck PM, here you go, stud. You make my heart go...

 

[tyler.durden]

I'm a very nice guy, my small penis won't make his butt hurt and I'll buy him dinner at a fast food joint of his choosing as long as it's not over $7.

You also promised an all-night spooning session and breakfast. I shaved EVERYTHING, and bought a cute little wig. I'm ready...

 

[Blue Wizard]

You also promised an all-night spooning session and breakfast. I shaved EVERYTHING, and bought a cute little wig. I'm ready...

Looks like I win guys. I'm heading over there right now, just gotta pick up a bottle of cheap vodka and some extra small condoms.

 

[Gary Goodson]

Looks like I win guys. I'm heading over there right now, just gotta pick up a bottle of cheap vodka and some extra small condoms.

You could use these

 

[Blue Wizard]

You could use these
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Those look like they would be a perfect fit! Do you have any spares?

 

[Gary Goodson]

Those look like they would be a perfect fit! Do you have any spares?

Lmao, fucker




But I sure do

 

[tyler.durden]

Looks like I win guys. I'm heading over there right now, just gotta pick up a bottle of cheap vodka and some extra small condoms.

Lol. I'd hardly call what we do 'dating', but I ordered a pizza and already had the small condoms. It's not gonna be enough, contest still on...

 

[Blue Wizard]

Lol. I'd hardly call what we do 'dating'.

If I'm not paying for it directly, it's a date.

 

[dannyboy602]

Who do I have to fuck to get on the short list?

 

[leftyguitar]

Fuck PM, here you go, stud. You make my heart go...

That thing is fucking huge OMG

 

[6ohMax]

I'll kick that motherfucker in the poop shoot

 

[tyler.durden]

I'll kick that motherfucker in the poop shoot

That's gonna cost you extra...

 

[cannabineer]

I'd like to lunch with Tyler Durden
The rest'raunt bill won't be a burden
I'm sure once he reviews my assets
He'll be ruined for y'all motherfuckers.