Cool at 20, Sad at 50

Sativied

Sativied

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lahadaextranjera said:
If the alternative is acting out homo erotic fantasies on my friends and getting them to lick my butthole, then yes! I'll be happy to agree that I'm not just conservative but also old fashioned! No straight men think mankinis look good and we all think they appeal to you due to your ACDC persuasions. :)
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I'd explain what it means to be confident about one's own sexuality but I don't think a female who pretends to speak for all straight men would understand. I've clearly presented my case with hard evidence. I think you don't know what 'cool' is and you confuse it with stuff you subjectively like or think is 'good'. It's already a trend in France and north Portugal. Just a few years from know and your bf will be walking in a mankini too. I hope you get over your homophobia by then. :)

Really, I don't see how you can still argue after the pictures of all those people, even a super hero...

Now where's my $50??


Or maybe we can work something out...
 
bluntmassa1

bluntmassa1

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Sativied said:
I'd explain what it means to be confident about one's own sexuality but I don't think a female who pretends to speak for all straight men would understand. I've clearly presented my case with hard evidence. I think you don't know what 'cool' is and you confuse it with stuff you subjectively like or think is 'good'. It's already a trend in France and north Portugal. Just a few years from know and your bf will be walking in a mankini too. I hope you get over your homophobia by then. :)

Really, I don't see how you can still argue after the pictures of all those people, even a super hero...

Now where's my $50??


Or maybe we can work something out...
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Won't catch me in one but yeah guys wear speedo's :spew:And dress in spandex suits just to ride a damn bicycle. They will never take over real men don't wear that shit.
 
lahadaextranjera

lahadaextranjera

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Sativied said:
I'd explain what it means to be confident about one's own sexuality but I don't think a female who pretends to speak for all straight men would understand. I've clearly presented my case with hard evidence. I think you don't know what 'cool' is and you confuse it with stuff you subjectively like or think is 'good'. It's already a trend in France and north Portugal. Just a few years from know and your bf will be walking in a mankini too. I hope you get over your homophobia by then. :)

Really, I don't see how you can still argue after the pictures of all those people, even a super hero...

Now where's my $50??


Or maybe we can work something out...
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Who hasn't arrived? I think in actual fact you are a bit late!!IMG_0378.PNG Me in 2003!!!

I've got plenty of gay friends, we just don't like to give off the wrong signals.

Anyway. I've raised you so where's yours?
 
lahadaextranjera

lahadaextranjera

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Sativied said:
Nope definitely not gay...

And uhm... you've already seen mine, remember no big ears? :lol: It's about as old as your picture, give or take a year. Not talking about the one with the transsexuals. :lol:

Excuse me while I go "water my plants".
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You've lost me. The only big ears I know is the joke where the Dutch parents lift up their kids to show them the German world champions, hence they get big ears! And which transexuals?

Anyway, stop changing the subject and prove to us all just how 'cool' you look in your mankini, which of course is based on a women's bathing suit.

Stating that they cool and posting pics is not enough evidence. Especially as not one guy has said he'd sport one. If you are so sure that they look good then where's yours?
 
Sativied

Sativied

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lahadaextranjera said:
You've lost me. The only big ears I know is the joke where the Dutch parents lift up their kids to show them the German world champions, hence they get big ears! And which transexuals?
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Yeah :lol: I remember you talking about that joke, and I remember telling you then I never heard of it. There are three pictures of me on RIU, one with transsexuals, one where you wanted to see my big airs, and one where I glow like jesus.

lahadaextranjera said:
Nooooo!! I wanna see your blonde hair (& big ears)!!! ;)
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Remember now...

lahadaextranjera said:
Anyway, stop changing the subject and prove to us all just how 'cool' you look in your mankini, which of course is based on a women's bathing suit.

Stating that they cool and posting pics is not enough evidence. Especially as not one guy has said he'd sport one. If you are so sure that they look good then where's yours?
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How's a pic of me and transsexuals 'changing the subject' :rolleyes: Your arguments are in contrary to my evidence so far invalid. I don't own a mankini. Cool at 20... when I was 20, mankinis didn't exists yet. It's like collecting star wars... cool, at any age maybe, but not something I've done.

Why do you keep bashing my contribution, I don't see you add anything. Certain hairdos that were cool at 20 but not at any older age for example.
 
Sativied

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Besides that, kind of hard to pose with a decent size dick atm :lol: And I happen to know your bf has a huge dick so you wouldn't be impressed either way...

































Ask him about band camp. :lol:
 
lahadaextranjera

lahadaextranjera

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Sativied said:
Yeah :lol: I remember you talking about that joke, and I remember telling you then I never heard of it. There are three pictures of me on RIU, one with transsexuals, one where you wanted to see my big airs, and one where I glow like jesus.

Remember now...


How's a pic of me and transsexuals 'changing the subject' :rolleyes: Your arguments are in contrary to my evidence so far invalid. I don't own a mankini. Cool at 20... when I was 20, mankinis didn't exists yet. It's like collecting star wars... cool, at any age maybe, but not something I've done.

Why do you keep bashing my contribution, I don't see you add anything. Certain hairdos that were cool at 20 but not at any older age for example.
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Ah yes, sorry about that ;) I do remember the big ears joke. Don't take it personally, it's a German joke anyway! I have forgotten your picture though. What hair do's? My cut last week? The one everyone likes? The one that suited straight hair? That lasted until I washed it and I've cut it all up, looks great now. Hairdressers here are useless, last 3 were French, Italian and Dutch- all shit.

It's hot here, most of the year it's beach weather which of course attracts stag and hen groups from all over. The favourite stag outfit is a mankini with the rest of the group revelling in passers by laughing at their friend. They are simply used as a joke costume which I think clearly demonstrates how naff they are.

This to me is hard enough evidence of how they are perceived by the public. In Holland I'm sure they'd go down well. The rest of Europe find them ridiculous. The idea of my well hung boyfriend wearing one is enough to make me wet myself in laughter. ;)
 
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lahadaextranjera said:
Don't take it personally, it's a German joke anyway!
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That kind of makes it worse lol

lahadaextranjera said:
I have forgotten your picture though.
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What... no lasting impression... You can click/follow your own quote and scroll up if you want a refresher. It's only been a day but I can still remember your legs clearly....

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lahadaextranjera said:
What hair do's? My cut last week? The one everyone likes? The one that suited straight hair? That lasted until I washed it and I've cut it all up, looks great now. Hairdressers here are useless, last 3 were French, Italian and Dutch- all shit.
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Next time bring a picture of Selah Sue.

Mankinis are indeed quite common in Holland but honestly I get the impression most are tourists who think it's normal here. I don't agree with your conclusion about that being hard evidence of how they are perceived by the public in the rest of Europe. I think it says more about Spain. Same thing in Italy, many homophobic machos. If stag parties with mankinis lead to a more tolerant modern society where people are comfortable with their own sexuality I'm all for it.


As for your bf, they make these very clever well-hung models as well:
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bluntmassa1 said:
What like 2 girls 1 cup?:spew: Got my wife's dad to check it out he didn't even get to the puking part. lol, My wife even gave me shit cause I had to watch it again cause who shits almost look like soft serve ice cream? lol, I drop logs that bitch must have had stool softeners. LMAO

Also one of the more traumatizing porns I watched some dude about 50 had on his computer a girl sucking a horse cock talk about gagging that thing was cumming mouth fulls. :spew:
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Trust me man, I could tell you some stories of the shit I've seen, and the people I know. Lemonparty, the blue waffle, rule 34, BME pain olympics.

I once saw a club footed dwarf woman, stroke off a beagle, in a dungeon like kennel garage, at 1AM.
 
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