Cool at 20, Sad at 50

[Unclebaldrick]

Owww... I see we have some catching up to do in europe:
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I'm so proud. 'Merica, fuck yeah. Sniff

 

[Sativied]

I never knew you were gay. You'd love it here in Barcelona, especially down the rainbow barrio! Unfortunately it's only the stag parties who sport these though. However you are welcome to bring yours!

Oh sure, now Barcelona is the new gay capital too huh

Such a cliche, man dresses up nicely with modern apparel and is immediately a homo. I'm not gay, though this one time at band camp...

FYI: this is a gaykini:


... me and my gf at the time got wasted with another couple. My gf started fooling around with his gf who said jokingly why don't you guys try kissing too? So I slightly insulted said, "he can kiss my ass", and before I pronounced that second 's' in ass he said "ok" with a gay smile. I never had my ass kissed, physically, so I didn't hesitate to pull my shorts down, bent over a little and he stuck his tongue right between my asshole and my ball sack. Which felt pretty good so I started jerking off and then he said "let me"....

Anyway, nothing gay about a mankini, some famous heterosexuals wear them too:

 

[iamnobody]

shooting porn is pretty cool when you're twenty... not when you're twenty yro kid sends you the link and they're a little traumatized.

 

[lahadaextranjera]

Oh sure, now Barcelona is the new gay capital too huh

Such a cliche, man dresses up nicely with modern apparel and is immediately a homo. I'm not gay, though this one time at band camp...

FYI: this is a gaykini:
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... me and my gf at the time got wasted with another couple. My gf started fooling around with his gf who said jokingly why don't you guys try kissing too? So I slightly insulted said, "he can kiss my ass", and before I pronounced that second 's' in ass he said "ok" with a gay smile. I never had my ass kissed, physically, so I didn't hesitate to pull my shorts down, bent over a little and he stuck his tongue right between my asshole and my ball sack. Which felt pretty good so I started jerking off and then he said "let me"....

Anyway, nothing gay about a mankini, some famous heterosexuals wear them too:
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Sorry, I was wrong. You're a bi-sexual swinger. No wonder you are the only man on this thread who thinks mankinis look good.
Well done you!

I'd pay $50 to see you in yours! Lol

 

[theexpress]

Being single.... Doing cocaine staying up for days.... Road rage...

 

[Captain Ron]

WoW

 

[mainliner]

WoW

okay

 

[Sativied]

Sorry, I was wrong. You're a bi-sexual swinger. No wonder you are the only man on this thread who thinks mankinis look good.

You just had to label it didn't you lol. And what's with the assumptions.... surely there are more people who think mankinis look cool (I'd argue 'good'). I think maybe you are just a little bit old fashion and conservative.

Armani^

 

[Sativied]

 

[Granny weed]

My daughter is almost 20 years old and I am a little over 50.

It has come to my attention that some things that were cool when I was younger could be seen as a sad cry for help at 50.

For example:

White Russian Frosted Flakes, cool in your twenties, sad at 50

hitting on 18 year old girls, cool in your twenties, sad at 50

20 or 50+ I have forgotten what it was like to be 20, although I have to say I wouldn't want to be 20 in this day and age how things have changed, how attitudes have changed people are just not as nice as they used to be.

 

[curious2garden]

@lahadaextranjera @Sativied
What a sense of Deja Vu, didn't you two just have almost the exact same conversation about the Cannabis Cup? Possibly I am mis-remembering

Now I must yank my dishwasher out from under the cabinet and diagnose why it's pouring water all over my floor, excuse me.

 

[Sativied]

@lahadaextranjera @Sativied
What a sense of Deja Vu, didn't you two just have almost the exact same conversation about the Cannabis Cup? Possibly I am mis-remembering

Now I must yank my dishwasher out from under the cabinet and diagnose why it's pouring water all over my floor, excuse me.

That was about Moby Dick right laha?

 

[Diabolical666]

omg I got tears from laughing

 

[Sativied]

I'd pay $50 to see you in yours! Lol

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

 

[Diabolical666]

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

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gahahahahahahaa

 

[vro]

good thing i am 20 years old!

 

[heckler73]

Fortunately for me, I only go to a nude beach.
Spares me from having to see such ridiculous beach wear. pppfffftttt

 

[cannawizard]

If you looked hard enough to notice Miley you might be gay.

Let me know when you want your free bologna-ride from me blunt, i'll let your dogs watch

 

[bluntmassa1]

shooting porn is pretty cool when you're twenty... not when you're twenty yro kid sends you the link and they're a little traumatized.

What like 2 girls 1 cup? Got my wife's dad to check it out he didn't even get to the puking part. lol, My wife even gave me shit cause I had to watch it again cause who shits almost look like soft serve ice cream? lol, I drop logs that bitch must have had stool softeners. LMAO

Also one of the more traumatizing porns I watched some dude about 50 had on his computer a girl sucking a horse cock talk about gagging that thing was cumming mouth fulls.

 

[lahadaextranjera]

You just had to label it didn't you lol. And what's with the assumptions.... surely there are more people who think mankinis look cool (I'd argue 'good'). I think maybe you are just a little bit old fashion and conservative.

Armani^

If the alternative is acting out homo erotic fantasies on my friends and getting them to lick my butthole, then yes! I'll be happy to agree that I'm not just conservative but also old fashioned! No straight men think mankinis look good and we all think they appeal to you due to your ACDC persuasions.