Cool at 20, Sad at 50

[Commander Strax]

My daughter is almost 20 years old and I am a little over 50.

It has come to my attention that some things that were cool when I was younger could be seen as a sad cry for help at 50.

For example:

White Russian Frosted Flakes, cool in your twenties, sad at 50

hitting on 18 year old girls, cool in your twenties, sad at 50

 

[MightyMike530]

fuck that, pulling an 18 yo at 50 is bad ass

 

[Commander Strax]

fuck that, pulling an 18 yo at 50 is bad ass

pulling, still cool.....hitting on and failing, just sad

 

[chuck estevez]

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Noting ventured nothing gained. That attitude gets you prostitutes only.

 

[MightyMike530]

win some, lose some....you will never know unless you try...

 

[chuck estevez]

Hell, you might just pull strax's 20 yr old daughter, oop's did I say that out loud?

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

This young lady is begging for it.

 

[abe supercro]

Clayton your new woman is talented, she has good leg muscles. can see why you'd contemplate trading your wife in on this hula hooper.

 

[Sativied]

This young lady is begging for it.

 

[Sativied]

Mankini

Cool at 20:

Not cool at 50:

 

[tyler.durden]

Mankini

Cool at 20:

Not cool at 50:

That's the Borat bathing suit! Not cool at any age...

 

[Unclebaldrick]

That's the Borat bathing suit! Not cool at any age...

Beat me to it.

Dancing to EDM - cool at 20, sad at 50

 

[Skylor]

pulling, still cool.....hitting on and failing, just sad

Been there, done that, IoI

 

[Sativied]

That's the Borat bathing suit! Not cool at any age...

He could have done that with anything, don't blame the mankini. Not his invention.



Here's an even cooler new version:



Owww... I see we have some catching up to do in europe:






Some guys can really get away with it...

So, not cool at 50:


Cool at 20:

 

[Skylor]

Burn outs---cooI in the 80's...now you'r some crazy nut case who might be shot by the poIice

Sex in cars, , again, cooI in the 80's but not now

Lighting up on school grounds...no big thing in the earIy 80's. ......now they hang U

 

[vro]

where else do you think these girls saying daddy came from?

 

[cannawizard]

Those "mankinis" are just wrong .. and I had to do a double-take on the miley pic, thought it was a dude at first~

 

[lahadaextranjera]

He could have done that with anything, don't blame the mankini. Not his invention.

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Here's an even cooler new version:

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Owww... I see we have some catching up to do in europe:
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Some guys can really get away with it...

So, not cool at 50:
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Cool at 20:
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I never knew you were gay. You'd love it here in Barcelona, especially down the rainbow barrio! Unfortunately it's only the stag parties who sport these though. However you are welcome to bring yours!

 

[bluntmassa1]

Those "mankinis" are just wrong .. and I had to do a double-take on the miley pic, thought it was a dude at first~

If you looked hard enough to notice Miley you might be gay.