What will I do this summer?

[Unclebaldrick]

I'm taking this on faith, but there are signs of spring - despite the record low temp here yesterday.

First there was the woodpecker. He seems to be benefitting from the emerald ash borers. Then there was talk of baseball.

This has got me thinking about summer. Soon, we will stop coming here - if we haven't already - and get on with our summer stuff.

So what are you planning this summer?

I for one, will be moving. I hate that shit. It's times like these that I have to seriously question why I have about seven thousand books. It has been many years since I have contemplated a move of over several blocks.

If I have time I will be writing a young fiction series, sell it to Hollywood and descend into a reclusive state to avoid the adoration of a generation of millenials.

That should get me through September at least.

 

[Dyna Ryda]

My son is hitting the age to start organized sports, t-ball, soccer, and flag football is on my agenda this summer. Probably going to disneyland too. If I could plan that around the spring bbq I'd go to that also.

Fuck moving. I don't ever want to move again.

 

[lahadaextranjera]

This summer I plan to spend more time at our beach flat. I plan not to smoke knockout indica throughout the hot summer days. I may go to the gym, occasionally.

 

[BarnBuster]

get high, beach, get high, garden, get high, fish, get high, barbeque, guerrilla garden, get high, drink bourbon, get high, reflect on how nice it is to be retired.

 

[Pinworm]

I'm going to grow a few 7 foot tall outdoor monsters this year.

 

[BarnBuster]

It's times like these that I have to seriously question why I have about seven thousand books..

I had a shit load of books too. Kept a few, sold a few, donated a few, gifted a few, dumpstered the rest.

 

[curious2garden]

I'm going to grow a few 7 foot tall outdoor monsters this year.

 

[Diabolical666]

lmao C2G!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[mainliner]

I'm taking this on faith, but there are signs of spring - despite the record low temp here yesterday.

First there was the woodpecker. He seems to be benefitting from the emerald ash borers. Then there was talk of baseball.

This has got me thinking about summer. Soon, we will stop coming here - if we haven't already - and get on with our summer stuff.

So what are you planning this summer?

I for one, will be moving. I hate that shit. It's times like these that I have to seriously question why I have about seven thousand books. It has been many years since I have contemplated a move of over several blocks.

If I have time I will be writing a young fiction series, sell it to Hollywood and descend into a reclusive state to avoid the adoration of a generation of millenials.

That should get me through September at least.

plans to get my asparagus patch growing, i planted the roots a year ago and its ferned ........... Yipee

 

[curious2garden]

lmao C2G!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've learned not to expect the obvious from @Pinworm

 

[mainliner]

I've learned not to expect the obvious from @Pinworm

not jacking the thread but are you a woman ?

 

[Growan]

plans to get my asparagus patch growing, i planted the roots a year ago and its ferned ........... Yipee

Don't want to piss on your compost patch, but when I worked on the farm we'd leave asparagus 2 years before cutting it.

If you do cut it this year, maybe leave it after a month and let it fern up again. It'll be all the stronger next year.

Did you plant Dutch or American?

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Don't want to piss on your compost patch, but when I worked on the farm we'd leave asparagus 2 years before cutting it.

If you do cut it this year, maybe leave it after a month and let it fern up again. It'll be all the stronger next year.

Did you plant Dutch or American?

Japanese. Special hybrid to eliminate embarrassing urine smell.

Oh, ignored member. Is he behaving or something?

 

[Growan]

Japanese. Special hybrid to eliminate embarrassing urine smell.

Oh, ignored member. Is he behaving or something?

Not tried jap stuff. I liked the dutch as it was really chunky. Thick as your thumb at least.

The american we were told to cut after only a year in the ground and then carried on 2 weeks after the official end of season. Didnt do it any favours. But the farmer was a dick, so that sort of thing was standard malpractice.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Not tried jap stuff. I liked the dutch as it was really chunky. Thick as your thumb at least.

The american we were told to cut after only a year in the ground and then carried on 2 weeks after the official end of season. Didnt do it any favours. But the farmer was a dick, so that sort of thing was standard malpractice.

Naw, I made that shit up because I have been ignoring mainliner. Thus your post looked like a non-sequitur.

But I will be eating asparagus tonight. Thanks, I am sure, to California's central valley. Nice tender, thin little suckers. With some lemon.

I've always though that it must be terribly frustrating to grow. I have heard of it's laggard ways.

 

[abe supercro]

my little garden helper 2day. tmrrw nvr gnows

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

One thing I'm excited for this summer is a canoe trip we have planned. Girlfriend and I along with a couple friends plan on being dropped off at lake Erie and over the course of a week make our way back home. Camping and fishing along the way with hopefully plenty of smoke and drink to last a week.

 

[Granny weed]

My summer will consist of messing about on he water, camping bbq's and drinking red wine

 

[neosapien]

I'm just going to work. And get one summer closer to death. Taking the little one to Disneyworld in November though. That should be fun. She gets to see all the cool characters and see how child labor builds empires. Then back to China in January. Running out of things to try there though.

 

[abe supercro]