smoke session with a newbie

[Diabolical666]

tell her....

 

[UncleBuck]

 

[tytheguy111]

did you make sure the hard on was clearly visible? i mean, did you even wear sweatpants and a short shirt?

yeah i outlined it with strobe lights and made a sign that says "cock comes free with pants 1/2 off!!!"

i really should have fucked her but im a bashful guy and the whole time i was like:

"should i just whip my dick out and mushroom stamp her in the face till she atleast sucked me off"

 

[abe supercro]

 

[Growan]

oh yeah about that


i tried to fuck her

but she feel asleep so i just sat there with a hard on like "wuuuaaaattt"


total fail


maybe if i would have played the guitar for her and shit i would have fucked her before she passed out

OK. The groundwork is done. The follow up goes like this:

"Hey, was good fun hanging out the other night. How do you feel about Jack Daniels and Cocaine?"

Be prepared for a costly but rewarding night...

 

[vro]

you should do what growan said but put cocaine and ecstasy on your dick to and they will both dissolve in her ass and pussy if you decide to fuck her ass and she will feel really good and keep coming back to you saying it was the best sex shes ever had

 

[Growan]

you should do what growan said but put cocaine and ecstasy on your dick to and they will both dissolve in her ass and pussy if you decide to fuck her ass and she will feel really good and keep coming back to you saying it was the best sex shes ever had

Now we're playing hardball.

 

[yktind]

did you make sure the hard on was clearly visible? i mean, did you even wear sweatpants and a short shirt?

You know it is rare that I agree with this guy. But He is right.

OK. The groundwork is done. The follow up goes like this:

"Hey, was good fun hanging out the other night. How do you feel about Jack Daniels and Cocaine?"

Be prepared for a costly but rewarding night...

Well, That was until I saw this. Do this!