smoke session with a newbie

mr sunshine

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Hahahaha I dont take advantage of anyone


Im 5'11 and 230 I mean I got muscle but like im not the hottest guy


So I actually have to be myself to attract girls


If anything I've been taken advantage of alot lol




And id be honored to slob on your knob
I'm just playing Ty I ate 3 brownies I'm extremely fucked up off a schedule 1 drug at the moment. .. what was I thinking I should have gone with cocain. ...my real advice would be....you need to think outside the box ty.. everyone's different tho. If i was you I might say .....I care for you way to much to be giving you drugs!! Wanna get drunk?..like you said ty you're an ugly mutherfucker . Imo that bitch needs to pass out if you're going to get any..
 
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vostok

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Without reading anything after your OP, don't listen to any of these quacks nor do you take advantage of such guest. Be a gentlemen, put on some tunes she would enjoy and watch a comedy movie, play games etc. like typical first time stoners.

Anybody would get a kick and laughs out of that. If you like the lad, I'd suggest you lay off the smoke as long as possible before hand so you can have a lower tolerance to the smoke.

Keep in mind you don't want her to get too stoned to where she can't function.
Lenny is correct
get a piece of card write his advice on one side
my post on the other
as you search for a doobie paper slide out the card
HEED? the advice of his post
or mine
your choice (timing and circumstances dictate this)
if his .... Pm me her number
I'll at least post a vid for the hard enduring followers you have ...lol
 

Dyna Ryda

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Its shameful how the free west treats its soldiers who protect the very ideals of the democratic system it protects
a NYC junkie gets more help than most of the the screw ups that are cashiered from the us army
How do you know anything about how our veterans are treated? Stop getting your information off the daily show.

I'm a disabled vet and they take good care of me. They pay all my college tuition, give me a housing allowance, a disability check, and they send me narcotics in the mail, even when I don't ask for them. They do all this every month.
 

vostok

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How do you know anything about how our veterans are treated? Stop getting your information off the daily show.

I'm a disabled vet and they take good care of me. They pay all my college tuition, give me a housing allowance, a disability check, and they send me narcotics in the mail, even when I don't ask for them. They do all this every month.
I know you guys only make $78.00 per month with free laundry and bed
officers get to have the local whores of the country you are 'protecting'
while the hard wanking GI's have very long showers with words like
"Don't ASK..Don't Tell!" posted above their beds of horse hair
and are forced to eat corporate burger shit made in Italy

it won't be long b4 Canada is Annexed to the US

..was on 60 minutes last Monday
did you not see it?
 

Singlemalt

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MUSIC!!! No one has mentioned music. OK Ty, Fleetwood Mac Kiln House. She comes in, give her a drink, a lil small talk ( play Station Man), talk some more and smoke of course. If she is shy or a bit resistant (play Jewel Eyed Judy). Charm small talk, some kissy and then ya got 3 more songs that can steer the mood
 

Singlemalt

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I know you guys only make $78.00 per month with free laundry and bed
officers get to have the local whores of the country you are 'protecting'
while the hard wanking GI's have very long showers with words like
"Don't ASK..Don't Tell!" posted above their beds of horse hair
and are forced to eat corporate burger shit made in Italy

it won't be long b4 Canada is Annexed to the US

..was on 60 minutes last Monday
did you not see it?

That was back in my day собрат, better paid now
 

KLITE

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MUSIC!!! No one has mentioned music. OK Ty, Fleetwood Mac Kiln House. She comes in, give her a drink, a lil small talk ( play Station Man), talk some more and smoke of course. If she is shy or a bit resistant (play Jewel Eyed Judy). Charm small talk, some kissy and then ya got 3 more songs that can steer the mood
A man who likes fleetwood mac is a man indeed!
 
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