lahadaextranjera
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Yeah, let's hope the poor cow doesn't have a whitey like you gave me! That'd be tragic! Or epic, depending on how you look at it!
smoke session with a newbie
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tytheguy111
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Yup! I'll bet there's a reason.
Ty, why are you the chosen one? What does she want from you? (apart from your stash!)
Well idk lol
I'm a really calm person
And with weed you want to be calm
Or maybe she does like me hahaha
bu$hleaguer
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You should videotape it live bro and we can give advice. You can't see us as we're beatin' our meat to ya, but we sure can see you! It'll help to lighten the mood and from there we'll give you your next move.
tytheguy111
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yktind
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Oh well, then. Give her a dab and a roofie collta. You're welcome!
Singlemalt
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Take a shower, wash your hair, floral soap, go lite or not at all on the cologne. Lay in a stash of menthol cough drops; you'll thank me when ya go down on her
whitebb2727
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Wash your pecker good, your taint, and bung hole.
I find wash with soap first, then lightly with shampoo. Its just nice for her if she goes in that area.
Don't forget to clip your finger nails. Nothing ruins the mood like scratching the inside of her tang.
bu$hleaguer
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Alright, alright.... That may have been a little too much, Ty. Let's think it through.
You're going to have to have an alibi just in case. You've gotta be prepared.... Here's a thought: be ready to go and get a receipt out of a small grocery store's dumpster. If shit goes down and you have to get rid of her body, I mean. That way you dump her in the woods somewhere and then go and pick through the garbage or even right on the curb in front- you just gotta find a receipt showing you were there and bought some shit.... Then you go talk to someone in the parking lot about nonsense- something they'll remember. That way somebody can say they saw you and they won't remember when.
You're going to have to have an alibi just in case. You've gotta be prepared.... Here's a thought: be ready to go and get a receipt out of a small grocery store's dumpster. If shit goes down and you have to get rid of her body, I mean. That way you dump her in the woods somewhere and then go and pick through the garbage or even right on the curb in front- you just gotta find a receipt showing you were there and bought some shit.... Then you go talk to someone in the parking lot about nonsense- something they'll remember. That way somebody can say they saw you and they won't remember when.
whitebb2727
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That won't work, they will match the receipt with the time stamp on the cctv.
bu$hleaguer
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Yeah, true. But we're just brainstorming here. There's gotta be a way Ty can dump the body but not make a scene about it.
yktind
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Does he have a blender? I have a ninja you can borrow if you need to. You can turn her into soup. Make sure you where gloves though, not because of finger prints but because it'll be messy and I hate that squishy feeling.
whitebb2727
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I grew up near an Army base. My best friends dad was special forces, he was kinda nutty but cool. You will know what I mean if you meet one of them guys.
He told us how to get rid of a body. Really freaked me out.
He was the kind of guy that was in the attic with a silenced .22 shooting mice. Lol. I'm not joking.
He told us how to get rid of a body. Really freaked me out.
He was the kind of guy that was in the attic with a silenced .22 shooting mice. Lol. I'm not joking.
WHODAT@THADOR
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This thread is so fucking awesome!!
....Get it ty 
....Get it ty
Singlemalt
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Right! Good call, and fuckin toenails....clip and clean those fuckers
Singlemalt
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I know guys like that...truth
BWG707
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Good call. Play "The Naked Man"- re: "How I Met Your Mother".
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