Oh, i seeeee. Not how i'd pictured it going off, but hey.I was separating a male and a female... when out of no where He squirted white sperms on my leg it felt warm!
Na, I'm on the pill!Oh, i seeeee. Not how i'd pictured it going off, but hey.
Will we not be hearing the clatter of tiny hooves then?
If yu up your dosage enough, you could grow yourself some itty bitty titties! Would make a refreshing change from posting willies?Na, I'm on the pill!
Oh good lord, my poor testosterone.Sorry man!! I now see I was being racist to tits!! @dynarider @UncleBuck @Garden Boss View attachment 3244383 View attachment 3244384 View attachment 3244385
how is it hanging, @Metasynth ?
Leftie is a little lower as usual, hoping I don't get an ingrown hair as a result of shaving my junk, didn't like the look of @ChingOwn 's scrot.
so I tried searching the Cock thread to find the picture of the ingrown that uncle Buck posted so that I could post it here as well but he took it down or mods didi had an ingrown hair down there recently, couldn't tidy up for a couple weeks. welcome to the jungle.
@Pinworm would have gone to town on me still, but only because he is cool like that.
i'm pretty sure @Yessica... would have recoiled in horror, maybe laughed. but i like her anyway.
Yeah, I gotta get in touch with @Garden Boss for some undercarriage grooming tips...That guys shit is smoooooth! Then maybe I can get @mr sunshine to rub me down with aftershave. Hands like a baby...
@charface told me he's available as well this week, but it comes with a moustache ride.
garden boss's undercarriage trimming makes me drool. his is the standard to which all others shall be held. i always procrastinated that chore. lying in my back in the dirt in a hot greenhouse for hours...uhhhhh.
I would have not only done it but I would have kept my teeth off the sensative areas until you were cumming.
Only a dude knows how to bliw a dude with an in grown something down there.
Im busy compiling a series of my dick pics that range from severly malformed to badly injured to normal.
Saving it for when Im ready for my banning here.
My hope is that some of you will save them and spam other forums on your outings. one day I will
run into my own penis in a random part of the net and my heart will be warmed
Bump!the american dream.
i don;t get the insult@Mr. Bongwater this thread is for you
Pics or you're a fucking liar.@Growan today a goat came on my leg!! It was fucken disgusting!
Never had that problem.I used to Shave my cock shaft, but it was hard to trim around all the herpes and G.Warts!
It Sucks because the pubes get long enough to roll up into my penis foreskin.
So gross when your dick hits the inside of the toilet bowl when you're taking a shit.
Ever tie your dick off?
@anywayseeyalater