vostok
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are you dating your sister...?
Needs advice on a girl
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S'Manta
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Screaming Eagle.....
S'Manta
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Jimi Hendrix was a Screaming Eagle.Screaming Eagle.....
panhead
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If you really want her to know how much you love her here's what ya do .
1st off before you get too fuked up your gonna need some supplys , dont worry about food or soap just stick with the essentials like meth , crack , gallons of hard liquor atleast 90 proof & some extacy , oh & dont forget atleast 2 dozen butane lighters & not those crappy job's get bic's , now your supplied & ready to implement your plan , start blowing her phone up every 5 seconds till she lets all calls go straight to voice mail , on the 1st few messages just keep it simple & tell her you love & miss her , now you start smokin the meth & crack in between voice mails & be sure to wash the dope down with the booze , lots of booze , now you want to change up the voice mails a bit to keep her interested , here's where you get mean , mad dog mean , tell her your gonna chop her up into bits if she dont come back , allways remembering to smoke some crack & meth between calls , you can drink the booze while on the phone so she can see how great you are at multi tasking but keep those voice mails going .
You should be on about day 4 of not eating , sleeping or showering before you go to the next step , now you want to go from mean & threatening messages & go all introspective on her , you know like " see how crazy you make me " or " see what you made me do " , now she'll know it's her fault , right about this time you'll hear a knock on your door but dont answer it , it's the police !, fuk em just stay hot on the crack pipe , ignore them & they'll go away after nailing a restraining order on your door which you can use later for shit paper , now it's time to show her how constructive you are , round up all the pics you have of her making sure to get all the pics on her facebook page her friends took of her , now you start building a shrine & alter to worship her & here's when you'll want to pop the extasy so you get your creative juices flowing , staple all the pics to the wall & under them put a coffee table so you can load it up with all the little trinkets she bought you , the table altar doubles as a handy spot to chop up rocks & set the booze while your worshiping her , some multi colored xmas lights aroung the shrine will give the place a great ambience , you'll want to spend atleast 3 days at the shrine before you go to the next step , dont forget to keep hittin the pipe & guzzeling the booze as it'll help you think up your next barrage of messages .
At this point you should be atleast a week in with no food , water , showering or sleep & most likely naked too , which is good because it gives you more places to burn yourself with cigarettes , you dont smoke ? no worrys you do now , now you want to get back on the voice mail but this time tell her how sorry you are for the previous messages , that way she see's your a good guy & able to admit when your wrong , after a few dozen of the im sorry messages & mind numbing amounts of crack , meth & booze you want to change it up on her , for this you'll need a camera & to be clothed but if you allready cut up all your clothes durring a meth fuled hissy fit a window curtian will double as a cape , capes are good for skulking around alleys & fire escapes , now your ready so you want to get to her place & stake the joint out at night with your camera , with any luck you'll catch her & her new boy friend , try n get a good vantage point where you can get pic's of them banging , after getting the pic's creep up to her door & leave a love note asking her to come by your place to talk , now knock on her door loudly & dissapear into the night making your way back home , hurry home cause you got work to do .
Once home get a few tokes off the meth pipe & get the pic's of him doing her printed out but dont add those to the shrine , nail those to another area of the shrine wall with the nails thru his head , if you run out of nails steak knives will do , keep leaving her messages to come over & talk about the break up but be sure not to fall asleep & miss her at the door so from now on no booze , meth & crack only , sooner or later she''ll come by to get you to stop calling & when she does you'll be ready , she'll be impressed by the cape your wearing & now you show her the shrine you built , she'll be so impressed she'll take you back on the spot .
1st off before you get too fuked up your gonna need some supplys , dont worry about food or soap just stick with the essentials like meth , crack , gallons of hard liquor atleast 90 proof & some extacy , oh & dont forget atleast 2 dozen butane lighters & not those crappy job's get bic's , now your supplied & ready to implement your plan , start blowing her phone up every 5 seconds till she lets all calls go straight to voice mail , on the 1st few messages just keep it simple & tell her you love & miss her , now you start smokin the meth & crack in between voice mails & be sure to wash the dope down with the booze , lots of booze , now you want to change up the voice mails a bit to keep her interested , here's where you get mean , mad dog mean , tell her your gonna chop her up into bits if she dont come back , allways remembering to smoke some crack & meth between calls , you can drink the booze while on the phone so she can see how great you are at multi tasking but keep those voice mails going .
You should be on about day 4 of not eating , sleeping or showering before you go to the next step , now you want to go from mean & threatening messages & go all introspective on her , you know like " see how crazy you make me " or " see what you made me do " , now she'll know it's her fault , right about this time you'll hear a knock on your door but dont answer it , it's the police !, fuk em just stay hot on the crack pipe , ignore them & they'll go away after nailing a restraining order on your door which you can use later for shit paper , now it's time to show her how constructive you are , round up all the pics you have of her making sure to get all the pics on her facebook page her friends took of her , now you start building a shrine & alter to worship her & here's when you'll want to pop the extasy so you get your creative juices flowing , staple all the pics to the wall & under them put a coffee table so you can load it up with all the little trinkets she bought you , the table altar doubles as a handy spot to chop up rocks & set the booze while your worshiping her , some multi colored xmas lights aroung the shrine will give the place a great ambience , you'll want to spend atleast 3 days at the shrine before you go to the next step , dont forget to keep hittin the pipe & guzzeling the booze as it'll help you think up your next barrage of messages .
At this point you should be atleast a week in with no food , water , showering or sleep & most likely naked too , which is good because it gives you more places to burn yourself with cigarettes , you dont smoke ? no worrys you do now , now you want to get back on the voice mail but this time tell her how sorry you are for the previous messages , that way she see's your a good guy & able to admit when your wrong , after a few dozen of the im sorry messages & mind numbing amounts of crack , meth & booze you want to change it up on her , for this you'll need a camera & to be clothed but if you allready cut up all your clothes durring a meth fuled hissy fit a window curtian will double as a cape , capes are good for skulking around alleys & fire escapes , now your ready so you want to get to her place & stake the joint out at night with your camera , with any luck you'll catch her & her new boy friend , try n get a good vantage point where you can get pic's of them banging , after getting the pic's creep up to her door & leave a love note asking her to come by your place to talk , now knock on her door loudly & dissapear into the night making your way back home , hurry home cause you got work to do .
Once home get a few tokes off the meth pipe & get the pic's of him doing her printed out but dont add those to the shrine , nail those to another area of the shrine wall with the nails thru his head , if you run out of nails steak knives will do , keep leaving her messages to come over & talk about the break up but be sure not to fall asleep & miss her at the door so from now on no booze , meth & crack only , sooner or later she''ll come by to get you to stop calling & when she does you'll be ready , she'll be impressed by the cape your wearing & now you show her the shrine you built , she'll be so impressed she'll take you back on the spot .
panhead
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When i got out of school back in the 70's my cousin was dating this older girl in her early 30's who was into BDSM & all that leather shit , he came in from work one day & didnt see her so he hopped straight in the shower , when he came out of the shower she was waiting in the hallway , with a fukin bullwhip! She caught him in his back & ass with that whip & went to give him another smack with the whip so he tackled her , they wrestled around & she wouldnt stop till he hurt her so he broke her big toe , then they fuked like animals in the hallway .
I saw em both a few days later , her with a big ass busted big toe & him with a big blue welt on his back , that bitch liked to killed him several times with that sneak attack bullshit .
Singlemalt
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^^^^^ I like it! It'll work
mr sunshine
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Fuck you give credit where credit is due! There I corrected you typo!!
Singlemalt
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You mean she won't?
Lil_Bud97
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What?
Singlemalt
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Suck dick in college.
a senile fungus
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dr.gonzo1
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Sorry man. It's just what guys do when buddies have relationship problems.
No one meant any offence it's just shit talk to try and cheer you up and maybe make you laugh.
Be cool man.
yktind
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I ashamed that I read the entire post, lol. We should blaze some time, hahaha
yktind
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Awww, I miss the page 2 days, haha
Dr. Who
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ROTFL!!!!!!!
The bottom line son.....Let her go and find another.....You have plenty of time to find the real one that'll make your eye's roll up into your head when she gives head!!!! For some odd reason I like being blind and having convulsions!!!!
Still laughing,,,,,,,,So if you asked a question on growing you would still be here?
The bottom line son.....Let her go and find another.....You have plenty of time to find the real one that'll make your eye's roll up into your head when she gives head!!!! For some odd reason I like being blind and having convulsions!!!!
Fungus Gnat
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My 5 point plan for your happiness:
1. Stop crying, it never solved anything and if you do... don't fucking tell anyone.
2. She has the power because she cares less, the best thing you could do is be happy.
3. Cut her loose and find someone else, maybe in the future as she sees you happy on facebook or whatever she will regret her choice. Then you fuck her and leave money on the nightstand and block her from contacting you again.
4. ???
5. Profit.
1. Stop crying, it never solved anything and if you do... don't fucking tell anyone.
2. She has the power because she cares less, the best thing you could do is be happy.
3. Cut her loose and find someone else, maybe in the future as she sees you happy on facebook or whatever she will regret her choice. Then you fuck her and leave money on the nightstand and block her from contacting you again.
4. ???
5. Profit.
a senile fungus
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lol, when did we all get so heartless?
My first love loved me back, we're still best friends and see each other often.
My second love hates me guts, haven't spoken to her.
My third wants me back, but doesn't wanna give up her current, nor would I take her back if she did.
I've been single for 3yrs now. I'm enjoying myself, but also lonely sometimes. I long for companionship but won't settle down for just anybody...
My first love loved me back, we're still best friends and see each other often.
My second love hates me guts, haven't spoken to her.
My third wants me back, but doesn't wanna give up her current, nor would I take her back if she did.
I've been single for 3yrs now. I'm enjoying myself, but also lonely sometimes. I long for companionship but won't settle down for just anybody...
panhead
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Im of the mind the OP of the thread cant possibly be serious & made the thread for shits n giggles , if not & the thread was serious then take my previous short story as a fact based story of what girls dont want , all the guy's who talked shit about your lost love snorting lines the size of french freis off some dudes massively swollen , uncircumcised , throbbing black " Possibly Mocha " Penis are speaking the gospel , good looking young girls go thru cycles in life where their 1st BF is a super nice guy who buy's her flowers n says I love you the whole time your fukin , they tire of that shit quick & they go to the next phase where they want the bad boy type .
Facts below .
Now she wants a tough guy who fucks her like a slut , rips her clothes off before throwing her on the bed , pulls her hair while he's giving her pussy a black eye from hammering the shit out of it , calls her a hoe & makes her call him daddy while he violates her every orifice , then after he's finished with her use's her pillow case to wipe off ,then has her give him $20 before he splits , then he never answers her calls but weeks later calls her at 3am & tells her to come to him so he can give her another earthquake orgasm , that's what she want's right now & bet your ass she's gettin what she wants , and the whole black guy deal has zero to do with racism , it's about cock size & being treated like a whore in bed & black dudes are the best at manipulating young hot girls , period , ya gotta give credit where it's due .
Then she'll get tired of giving away all her cash to the black dude who taught her to fuk like a slut & go after another bad boy , but this time one with money he's willing to spend on her , a job & a motorcycle , hopefully a harley , now this guy will treat her like a GF in public but in bed the same savage rough pounding as the black dude , then he'll start fukin her friends & she'll put up with him till he fuks her sister , mom or best friend before dumping him , then she'll go thru a string of dudes of various colors , age & wealth before deciding she wants a nice guy for a man , then if your still around & haven't made too much a puss of yourself with all the whimpering & stalking she'll want you back & most likely make a great long term partner for ya .
Thats how most young hot chicks are & thats factual & there's not a thing wrong with acting that way, either move on like a big boy or wait quietly by for the next few yrs while she fuks other dudes in ways other members correctly pointed out , after she's sewn her oat's a nice guy like you will be who she wants to spend her life with , now wipe them tears n go fuk a hot black or japaneese girl.
Facts below .
Now she wants a tough guy who fucks her like a slut , rips her clothes off before throwing her on the bed , pulls her hair while he's giving her pussy a black eye from hammering the shit out of it , calls her a hoe & makes her call him daddy while he violates her every orifice , then after he's finished with her use's her pillow case to wipe off ,then has her give him $20 before he splits , then he never answers her calls but weeks later calls her at 3am & tells her to come to him so he can give her another earthquake orgasm , that's what she want's right now & bet your ass she's gettin what she wants , and the whole black guy deal has zero to do with racism , it's about cock size & being treated like a whore in bed & black dudes are the best at manipulating young hot girls , period , ya gotta give credit where it's due .
Then she'll get tired of giving away all her cash to the black dude who taught her to fuk like a slut & go after another bad boy , but this time one with money he's willing to spend on her , a job & a motorcycle , hopefully a harley , now this guy will treat her like a GF in public but in bed the same savage rough pounding as the black dude , then he'll start fukin her friends & she'll put up with him till he fuks her sister , mom or best friend before dumping him , then she'll go thru a string of dudes of various colors , age & wealth before deciding she wants a nice guy for a man , then if your still around & haven't made too much a puss of yourself with all the whimpering & stalking she'll want you back & most likely make a great long term partner for ya .
Thats how most young hot chicks are & thats factual & there's not a thing wrong with acting that way, either move on like a big boy or wait quietly by for the next few yrs while she fuks other dudes in ways other members correctly pointed out , after she's sewn her oat's a nice guy like you will be who she wants to spend her life with , now wipe them tears n go fuk a hot black or japaneese girl.
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