Looking for work, here's my resume.
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mr sunshine
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How do you feel about giving toe curling blow jobs for minimum wage?
Commander Strax
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it is an obvious fake....Hubble is a telescope, not a space station
ASMALLVOICE
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Seemingly qualified to execute various tasks within a large corporate atmosphere. I am most certain there is a niche for you somewhere 
The future awaits.
Your office is located just down the street at the corner of Know Your Row Blvd. and Jabroni Ave.
Peace
Asmallvoice
The future awaits.
Your office is located just down the street at the corner of Know Your Row Blvd. and Jabroni Ave.
Peace
Asmallvoice
In the future they build a station designed to work on the Hubble telescope full time.it is an obvious fake....Hubble is a telescope, not a space station
I would have added timelord to the resume' but I don't think that people would have taken me serious then.
AlecTheGardener
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Please present you credentials, if you can do this I have a very touchy Pikachu that needs capturing.
http://time.com/2886700/google-pokemon/
abe supercro
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Lunar ponies and unicorns may exist but I'm unfamiliar with your 'moon horses'.
bu$hleaguer
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I wouldn't hire you.
Well they're found on the moon's of Gargon 7. They're pretty much like earth horses only instead of grass they eat dust and have 6 legs.
abe supercro
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it is the year of the gargon..where the gargoyles eat cr.ass 24/7
And maybe that all haps at your employ 'sky-rim, whiterun' Well thanks for interviewin'...
we'll give you a call-back!
And maybe that all haps at your employ 'sky-rim, whiterun' Well thanks for interviewin'...
we'll give you a call-back!
ErieR33FER
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Good luck bro I just got a job first day was today 
puffdatchronic
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And why have you decided to move career away from pokemon? What transferable skills do you feel you can bring from the field of pokemon?
DonAlejandroVega
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how would you rate your skate-boarding skills?
Commander Strax
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is this you under your skin suit?
I like to keep challenged and after defeating the elite 4, there's really no room to progress.
As far as transferable skills, if you can train a Charizard to obey your commands, then you can pretty much train and manage any crew of employees.
Sadly not as well developed as I would like. Sure I can combo a kickflip mctwist, into a bluntslide with a heel flip exit, but there's still room for improvement.
Okay 1 interview down. It went rather well I think. Have to head down town in a few hours for another one. Figure while I'm down there, if they don't offer me the job right away, then I'll wander around and fill out some more applications.
mr sunshine
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They are cute assassins!