why would i want to visit the south? what does it have to offer?
Deep fried oreo cookies or snikers.
Pickled eggs and pigs feet... delicious.
And a lot of the nation's new industry because we're willing to work for a fair wage and not go on strike to get twice what we're worth.
Hell, you might even have a job if you moved down here.
Even our walmart employees can rent a decent place and drive an ok car and take a couple of modest vacations per year.
No state income taxes, in most southern states anyhow.